CRACK CHAT.
Zaera-Polo: COME TO ZAERA-POLO.
Renji: No.
Zaera-Polo: COME TO MY LABS.
Renji: NO.
Zaera-Polo: AND THEN WE CAN *CENSORED*
Renji: O______o
Rukia: And stop going easy on me.
Renji: Didn't know you had a deathwish, Rukia.
Rukia: Your zanpakutou is furry.
Renji: I am...aware of that.
Rukia: What is it going to do, nuzzle me to death?
Rukia: >P
Renji: UNCALLED FOR.
Kenpachi: *cue drunk!Kenpachi coming with sake. Yes, he actually found his way*
Abarai: ABOUT DAMN TIME!
Kenpachi: Watch yer tone, Abarai. *hands bottle*
Abarai: =takes and drinks profusely=
Abarai: Sorry, today's just been so hectic.
Kenpachi: *looks at* Yeah. I saw that.
Kenpachi: ...what's the problem anyway?
Abarai: Just stuff.
Kenpachi: Che. Get over it.
Abarai: I'm over it now!
Kenpachi: Good. *hands another bottle*
Abarai: =takes and drinks=
Abarai: The medicine they give you here sure is amazing.
Kenpachi: Next time, just beat the shit outta whomever causin' yer problem.
Kenpachi: ...and yeah.
Abarai: I was close to it.
Abarai: But for some reason, I held it in.
Kenpachi: Huh? The hell stopped ya?
Abarai: I've...just been sad since...since she's been gone.
Kenpachi: *scratches chin* Who? Yer girl?
Abarai: Rukia.
Kenpachi: Ah, yeah.
Kenpachi: Go get her then.
Abarai: I want to.
Abarai: But....
Abarai: I can't beat him.
Kenpachi: Then get stronger.
Abarai: I'm trying.
Abarai: I'm so close, I can almost reach for it and take it with my two hands.
Abarai: But everytime I take one step, he takes three.
Kenpachi: Don't ya ever give up. Fight, bleed, break every damn bone in yer body and then get up and fight some more. If he takes three steps ya better walk a fuckin' mile.
Kenpachi: Ain't gonna get stronger if yer afraid. Ain't gonna save her if ya don't try.
Abarai: ...You're right.
Kenpachi: Damn right I am. Thought I taught ya that, Abarai.
Kenpachi: Give up and yer fucked. Move forward.
Kenpachi: Don't be scared. Ain't nuthin' ta be scared of.
Kenpachi: Don't wanna die? then don't. Don't wanna loose her? Then fight.
Abarai: Right.
Abarai: I don't wanna lose her.
Kenpachi: Here. Have 'nother drink. *gives bottle*
Abarai: =takes=
Kenpachi: Then get the hell outta here and prove yer a man. Prove ya won't loose her.
Abarai: Right.
Kenpachi: Atta boy. *drinks from own bottle*
Abarai: Zaraki-taichou.
Kenpachi: Yeah?
Abarai: ...Thanks.
Kenpachi: ...hug me and I'll kill you.
Abarai: =laughs= I wasn't going to.
Kenpachi: *grins* Good.
Abarai: But man, you should have seen how I throttled that Arrancar.
Kenpachi: Heh. The snake one? Piece of useless trash, that one.
Abarai: Pffft. I showed him what a real serpent looks like.
Kenpachi: *stares at* ...please god don't tell me that's a fuckin' gay joke.
Abarai: ...You're a sick man.
Abarai: I mean that I used Hihiou Zabimaru.
Kenpachi: Ah. I see.
Kenpachi: ...and I'm drunk, damn it.
Abarai: I might be too.
Kenpachi: Good.
That's all I got. XD
~Nik-chan
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