Wae nudged me, so I'm gonna annoy all y'all and not do a cut :p

[gingerlatte]

SOUTHERNISMS:

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Have a cup of coffee--it's already been saucered and blowed.

She's so stuck up she'd drown in a rainstorm.

It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.

My cow died last night, so I don't need your bull.

He's as country as

Comments

[waennovien]

BWAHAHAHAHA

i look forward to reading the southerners' comments.

[gingerlatte]

uh, yeah, so like... I AM a southerner. *rolls eyes*

oh, you meant those uppity Texans. yup, ya gotta keep an eye on 'em.

[waennovien]

i meant any southerner really. and i forgot you are one too, i have enough trouble remembering where you live is north.

[caranglamiel]

Native Southerner here! Sad to say most of those are true, lol. I still say 'fixin'.

A phrase I'd never heard til I moved to Texas was "ain't no hill for a stepper".

[gingerlatte]

now that's one i've not heard. and yeah, i always say 'fixin', lol.

[geofgiraffe]

uppity texans? 'scuse me? All ya'll best move over yonder seein as how this love's about to git all outta kilter.

[gingerlatte]

aha! apparently you haven't fallen off the face of the earth! where the hell've you been, woman??

[geofgiraffe]

I've been working my ass off in the lab and killing stupid TA's.

I've not heard from you in ages! Where've you been?