One of the kids I tutor is always a real pain and has an attention span of oh, two seconds, right? Well, one day I'm going on about how he's got to concentrate and focus, and he blurts out, "But it's hard because I get that feeling." The conversation goes as follows:
Me: Uhm, what? What feeling? Ignore it! Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for godsakes! Kid: You know, that feeling. Me: No, I uh, don't know. Kid: That feeling I get when you're here that makes my penis big! Me: O_O TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, NOW.
Baaaaasically he told me that he gets a fatty boner when I'm around. This kid is eight or nine, asian, and I'm pretty sure not kidding. *ded* XDD
Ok now you're scaring me because I'd really like to have a little boy next. LoL. but hey! Maple's Saplings are adorable and they're boys so i have hope! LoL.
Oh my GAWD the nine yar old wit the stiffy is making me ROFLMAO. Seriously. I'm gonna ask Logan if he gets that feeling that makes his penis big when I'm around *giggles*
LOL at the boys. Not all of them are hard to deal with. I have angels among my boys, as well, those who you just ask to be "line leaders" or "crayon leaders" and you're good to go. But the other boys? *flails* And they ask why teachers have favorites!
I think it's totally a matter of upbringing. If parents let their children get away with that kind of attitude at home, then they're bound to bring the attitude elsewhere.
Oh-kay. Go ask your husband now. Then you can make Abigail's baby brother. TMI in my brain. *scrubs*
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One of the kids I tutor is always a real pain and has an attention span of oh, two seconds, right? Well, one day I'm going on about how he's got to concentrate and focus, and he blurts out, "But it's hard because I get that feeling." The conversation goes as follows:
Me: Uhm, what? What feeling? Ignore it! Play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star for godsakes!
Kid: You know, that feeling.
Me: No, I uh, don't know.
Kid: That feeling I get when you're here that makes my penis big!
Me: O_O TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, NOW.
Baaaaasically he told me that he gets a fatty boner when I'm around. This kid is eight or nine, asian, and I'm pretty sure not kidding. *ded* XDD
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He's nine! Nine!!! Goodness! At least my former students who hit on me were teenagers when they did so!
This is gross, duo!!!
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Oh my GAWD the nine yar old wit the stiffy is making me ROFLMAO. Seriously. I'm gonna ask Logan if he gets that feeling that makes his penis big when I'm around *giggles*
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I think it's totally a matter of upbringing. If parents let their children get away with that kind of attitude at home, then they're bound to bring the attitude elsewhere.
Oh-kay. Go ask your husband now. Then you can make Abigail's baby brother. TMI in my brain. *scrubs*
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oh my god
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....and was like, Yay, somebody finds me attractive! lol, I kid, I kid.
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