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Fantastic! Crazy drabbles from Drabble-Matic featuring Charlie and Tonks. I blame
satindolls for this.
To Briskly Kiss
Charlie and Tonks were celebrating a bubbly Valentine's Day together. Charlie had cooked a multicoloured dinner and they ate on the air by candlelight.
"My darling," Tonks said, stroking Charlie's hair, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Charlie. "It is but a steady token of my light love."
Charlie opened the box. Inside was a delicious chocolate! He gazed at it gaily. Then he gazed at Tonks gaily. "It's shiny," Charlie said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a freckled crone sprang out of hiding and cackled floating like clouds on a summer day. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a funny voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Tonks read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other slowly as the crone cackled some more. Charlie's arm began to tremble. Then Tonks shrugged, pulled out a ball, and hit the crone on her cheek. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Charlie said and kissed Tonks huskily. "This is a boisterous Valentine's Day!"
They happily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
I Saw Tonks Kissing Santa Claus
Charlie woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one multicoloured box that looked like a chocolate.
Then Charlie noticed that Tonks was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Charlie thought that he would surprise Tonks. Maybe even sneak up behind her and kiss her on her boisterous arm. That always made Tonks bubbly.
Charlie crept gaily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its shiny lights, and the presents, heaped up slowly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Tonks. Kissing someone.
Charlie was so angry, he picked up a lake from a table and threw it huskily on the air.
They both looked around.
"Tonks, you steady dragon!" Charlie yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Charlie looked and then rubbed his hair and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Tonks said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a light kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Charlie said briskly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be funny."
That seemed reasonable. Charlie went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, floating like clouds on a summer day. He made Charlie's cheek feel all delicious.
"You see?" Tonks said happily and Charlie saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.