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40 Things
1. My uncle once... searched hell and high water for his biological family and then, after reuniting with them, wrote a book about his geneology.
2. Never in my life... have I loved metal bands.
3. When I was five... I was...one year away from six?
4. High school... was fine. Not awful, not amazing. It just was.
5. I will never forget to... make wishes on anything remotely wish-worthy.
6. Once I met someone who... knows a dude whose botched piercing allows him to pee out of three holes.
7. There’s this boy I know... who is awesome.
8. Once, at a bar... I served Cokes to dudes who wanted beer because I was six and no one was around at my parent's bar and I only knew how to work the soda gun.
9. By noon... I have taken a photo and posted it here.
10. Last night... I stole the pink sheet Sara and I were sleeping under at Llama's house and Sara had to steal it back.
11. If only I had... been born with insanely deep courage.
12. Next time I go to church... someone I know will be getting married.
13. What worries me most... is unending sorrow or madness.
14. When I turn my head left... I see couch.
15. When I turn my head right... I see wall.
16. You know I’m... all about you.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties... is swiftly being overtaken by what I miss most about the Nineties.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare... I'd be dressed like a man.
19. By this time next year... I'll be a totally different woman. Oh, I don't know. This question stresses me out.
20. A better name for me would be... Blizz ShitNipple.
21. I have a hard time understanding... intolerance.
22. If I ever go back to school... I won't be surprised.
23. You know I like you... if I tell you so.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be... Marvin Gaye.
25. Take my advice, never... be reckless with other people's emotions and never mix beer and mixed drinks, just pick one or the other for the whole night.
26. My ideal breakfast is... a combo of fruit and protein in some form.
27. A song I love but do not have is... Jimmy Soul's "If You Wanna Be Happy"
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest... you bring a book and lay down in a field or climb a mountain.
29. Why won’t people... just open up?
30. If you spend a night at my house... we'll go down to the bakery at midnight and get cookies.
31. I’d stop my wedding for... only a very good reason.
32. The world could do without... hatred.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... a snail.
34. My favorite blondie... dyed her hair brown.
35. Paper clips are more useful than... Fundamentalist anythings.
36. If I do anything well it’s... love.
37. I can’t help but... get excited over the very little things.
38. I usually cry at... Barack Obama's speeches.
39. My advice to my nephew/niece is... stop talking to me, you don't exist.
40. And by the way... thanks for reading this cruddy, boring meme. You're the best.
Nine Things about Me
1. I am nearly emotionless now when it comes to goodbyes. Mostly because I've never met a really painful goodbye that I haven't proven false. By which I mean that people come back around in my life. But maybe this isn't true....maybe it's more that I HAVE to be emotionless because goodbyes are so damn sad. It could just be as simple as that.
2. I love wrinkly elbow skin.
3. Sometimes I use self-tanner on my legs because they NEVER get any color. It's, like, some trick of science.
4. I'm lazy as fuck. No, really. I work a lot of hours, and I get a lot done, but I'd rather be cuddling.
5. I believe in secret lands. I kind of don't want to go into it because I kind of think it's weird and embarrassing.
6. I am allergic to bell peppers of all colors. I may have already told you this.
7. Before I get up in the morning, I stretch in bed. It's funny-looking.
8. The smell of strawberry popsicles takes me back to this time when Patch Galligan and I were like 8 years old and we were going to a circus and he had eaten one and then threw up in the backseat of his mom's car, all over my Where's Waldo? books.
9. I love the word savage. And savagery.
Music Meme
One of the earliest songs you can remember listening to: Cyndi Lauper's "Time After Time" and Pachelbel's Canon
Song by the artist you last saw live: The Assembly of Dust "Etta James"
Song you currently can't get out of your head: "Lioness" Songs:Ohia
Song by someone who is dead: "Little Girl Blue" Janis Joplin
Song you discovered from a film: "Lemongrove Avenue" Mason Jennings
Song you love to sing along to: "Africa" Toto
Song that makes you nostalgic: "Dreams" The Cranberries
Love song: Joni Mitchell "A Case of You"
Song that makes you cry: "Ara Batur" Sigur Ros
Song that makes you laugh: "Ganja Babe" Michael Franti
Song with food in the title: "Chicken Cordon Bleus" Steve Goodman
Song you like only because of the title: "I'm Glad I Hitched My Apple Wagon to Your Star" The Boy Least Likely To
Song you hate: Anything by Maroon 5