More time killing~

Oct 30, 2010 14:50


Make a list of all the characters in your icons. (Although you may have more than one icon of a single character, they only go on the list once.) Alphabetize it. Take the first two people on the list; that's your first pairing for battle. Second two people; second pairing for battle. Etc. Then write your reaction to each battle.

HOLY CRAP I HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN MY ICONS.

For the first round through, it might make more sense just to read the strike outs of each battle only.

Akiela vs. America
While Akiela has trained for years in the art of combat... America is a country and has nukes at his disposal. /sob
America once, once was able to march for hours on end and fire a gun during a war.  ... but that was years ago. Now he is fat on the spoils of fast food and milkshakes. Akiela would run laps around him and sic her wyvern on him because she was felt bad about smacking him with her spear to end it.

Belle vs. China
... WHILE THE BEAST IS A TSUNDERE FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH, SEE PREVIOUS ARGUMENT.
Belle against China's wok... I'm actually going to say China for this one, due to the fact that apparently wok > sword & gun in the Hetalia verse.

Credo vs. Dante
Dante. Not even a challenge. If Nero could beat Credo, Dante can dance on his ass in a skirt while singing happy birthday and still finish up the fight in time for pizza.

Dino Cavallone vs. Dist the Roseaper
Lessee. A mafia boss who helped fight against god or a God General who sits in his chair laughing like a chipmunk on helium. (Imagine, the horror of it all.) My money's on Dino. If we argue that Dist brings in his robots, I argue that Dino brings out Enzo. NEXT.

England vs. Estelle
DAMN COUNTRIES QUIT BEING SO DAMN OP.
England has a gun, Estelle has a shield and a sword. While England's gun should be a one shot kill, in Estelle's universe bullets just aren't what they used to be. I'd say it's a tie until England runs out of bullets. Then he's fucked. (Note: I'm aware Pirate England might stand a chance, but I'm going with the modern day versions.)

France vs. Fuji Yuuta
RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.
This one I'm actually gonna have to say will end in a draw. This is due to the fact that Yuuta's a tennis player and France is a coward. There wouldn't be a battle at all. Unless France started to hit on Yuuta. Then Yuuta's older brother would intervene and... ah ha ha ha...

Germany vs. Guy Cecil
THAT'S IT, SCREW IT, I'M NO LONGER COUNTING ANY RESOURCES AT A COUNTRY'S DISPOSAL. *goes to redo previous matchups.*
*HUFF* *PUFF* *HUFF* OKAY!

... Guy. Germany might have grenades and guns, but Guy has blocked bullets with his sword and leapt off the top of the Tartarus without suffering bodily injury. Germany might have had a chance if he was a woman but... well... yeah...

Ikuto vs. Italy
Draw. They'd end up taking a nap.

Jade Curtiss vs. Japan
Jade. He'd troll the crap out of Japan and mess up his perception of everything since Japan is so nice. There's all the fact that Jade can cas INDIGNAYSHUN. :/

Klarth vs. L
L is a genius, Klarth is a mage. One on one? L's in trouble if he can't get close enough to Klarth in the face, nor does he have UST- er, I mean a handcuff to yank Klarth closer to him. Meanwhile, Klarth is fully capable of blowing (snrk) L away and laughing about it like a tard afterwards. On the point that L could possibly outsmart Klarth and use the environment against him, I argue that almost every single one of his plans seems to be long term and wouldn't be particularly useful in immediate battle. C'mon, they like L for his brains, not his physical prowess.

Leeron vs. Luke fon Fabre
... Leeron. Luke would be too weirded out by him. If I went with long haired Luke, he'd be too lazy and demand Leeron concede victory to him because of his station. If I went with short haired Luke, he wouldn't hurt Leeron because he's too much of a pussy. THUS, Leeron wins.

Lussuria vs. Mizuki Ashiya
L-Lussuria. Poor Ashiya. ;~;

Naesala vs. Nero
This is... actually a toss up. ... actually, believe it or not, I'm leaning towards Naesala because once Naesala goes crow form, not only is he the fastest Laguz royal, but being the fastest automatically gives him the highest chance to tear. Tear being an ability that, canonly, no living being can survive. Even if Nero did survive it, his speed would be cut in half which means Naesala's speed compared to his would be even greater, thus giving him an even higher chance to use tear. PS: Naesala automatically comes with vantage, which means he'll always attack first.

Buuuuut if he didn't go crow form, Nero would win. ... but I still think Naesala would hand his ass to him and then rob him blind.

Rokudo Mukuro vs. Russia

Good God I think I just wet myself. I... am going to have to call a tie on this one. I can't tell who is the greater evil.

Sanada Genichirou vs. Sebastian
Sebestian. Tennis player vs. a god-modding demon. Yeah, not even a challenge.

Sephiroth vs. Shadow
Not even a contest. *sob*

Superbi Squalo vs. Viral
SHARK BOY VS. ... Cat boy? Yeah, we'll go with that. CAT BOY. Viral fights with a cleaver and a mech, Squalo fights with a sword and a box weapon. If Viral was in his mech against Squalo on his shark? I'd probably vote for Viral for the fact that the rain shark doesn't seem to be able to do much combat wise. Oh yes, it's a mode of transportation and it can slow down/weaken everything on the battlefield but it's a mech.

Alternatively, one on one with no mech or shark, Squalo would win because if he coats his sword in rain flames, every hit he lands on Viral will make his attacks slower and weaker.

Xanxus vs. Yanagi Renji
Tennis player vs. angry old cat man. The angry old cat man with the dual guns wins. :<

Yanagisawa Shinya vs. Yuri Lowell
Not even a contest, Yuri wins. Yanagisawa was canonly beaten by a tennis ball to the face. Imagine what one, well placed rock from Yuri would do.

memes

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