And now, a note from our sponsor
Lucienne is manhandling me off center stage today. She's promised me bling to make up for my trouble, so I'm gracefully (see, this is me, being graceful) turning over my blog to her temporarily. So, without futher ado, I present to you Lucienne Diver, the "author" of the Vamped series, starring moi.
Hey, all! My husband is protesting that I haven't yet made him a kept man, so I thought that to make him happy (or shut him up, one or the other), I would reprise his most excellent post just in time for the holiday shopping season. Remember, books make great gifts! I'd be glad to send signed book plates or to sign any books you send my way, if you want to get in touch. And now, I present to you my husband, writing....
From the home office near beautiful Tampa, Florida:
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Purchase ReVamped,
The Latest Novel by My Wife, Lucienne Diver:
10) It’s just the right size to level out the coffee table that your Mom has been nagging your Dad to fix for the last 6 months;
9) Kids who read about vampires make Bill O’Reilly cry;
8) You spent all those years learning how to read, you might as well do something with the skill, right?
7) It uses many of the same words as the Bible (without all the “Thou”s and “begat”s), so you just know it has to be good;
6) It can be easily hidden behind a textbook, thus making 4th Period History class a lot more bearable;
5) Lucienne tells me that if this book sells well, I might be mentioned by name in the acknowledgements of the next book (no promises, though);
4) Every copy sold takes me one step closer to my dream of being a kept man;
3) It makes a great Halloween giveaway (as Gina will tell you, candy is sooo last year);
2) Vampire chicks rock!
And, the Number One reason why you should purchase ReVamped is . . .
1) Her vampires don’t sparkle.
__________________
Vamped series from Flux Books:
Vamped
Revamped
Fangtastic (forthcoming)
Fangtabulous (forthcoming)
Other works in anthologies from Baen Books:
"Imaginary Fiend" in the Strip-Mauled anthology, edited by Esther Friesner
"Fruit of the Vein" in the Fangs for the Mammaries anthology, edited by Esther Friesner
Hey, all! My husband is protesting that I haven't yet made him a kept man, so I thought that to make him happy (or shut him up, one or the other), I would reprise his most excellent post just in time for the holiday shopping season. Remember, books make great gifts! I'd be glad to send signed book plates or to sign any books you send my way, if you want to get in touch. And now, I present to you my husband, writing....
From the home office near beautiful Tampa, Florida:
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Purchase ReVamped,
The Latest Novel by My Wife, Lucienne Diver:
10) It’s just the right size to level out the coffee table that your Mom has been nagging your Dad to fix for the last 6 months;
9) Kids who read about vampires make Bill O’Reilly cry;
8) You spent all those years learning how to read, you might as well do something with the skill, right?
7) It uses many of the same words as the Bible (without all the “Thou”s and “begat”s), so you just know it has to be good;
6) It can be easily hidden behind a textbook, thus making 4th Period History class a lot more bearable;
5) Lucienne tells me that if this book sells well, I might be mentioned by name in the acknowledgements of the next book (no promises, though);
4) Every copy sold takes me one step closer to my dream of being a kept man;
3) It makes a great Halloween giveaway (as Gina will tell you, candy is sooo last year);
2) Vampire chicks rock!
And, the Number One reason why you should purchase ReVamped is . . .
1) Her vampires don’t sparkle.
__________________
Vamped series from Flux Books:
Vamped
Revamped
Fangtastic (forthcoming)
Fangtabulous (forthcoming)
Other works in anthologies from Baen Books:
"Imaginary Fiend" in the Strip-Mauled anthology, edited by Esther Friesner
"Fruit of the Vein" in the Fangs for the Mammaries anthology, edited by Esther Friesner