Whoa, who said I was a national security threat?
It's being swept under a rug. How? I'm not sure. Suddenly, it was all just a BIG misunderstanding. NOTHING to worry about. There's no problem here, "ma'am". My computer access is being granted and I should forget about being under any suspicion altogether. Huh?
My mother is convinced the house is bugged. I've got one super paranoid friend that's pissed that he's "on the grid" now that I called him to tell him about this.
My life is a comedy of horrors. The doctor was right, I should write a book. My life, it's all true...Aren't you glad it's not yours? A great title.
P.S. Everything in quotes was actually a quote. How funny is that? Ma'am'd and on the grid all in the same day.
My mother is convinced the house is bugged. I've got one super paranoid friend that's pissed that he's "on the grid" now that I called him to tell him about this.
My life is a comedy of horrors. The doctor was right, I should write a book. My life, it's all true...Aren't you glad it's not yours? A great title.
P.S. Everything in quotes was actually a quote. How funny is that? Ma'am'd and on the grid all in the same day.