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We~ell I think the new piercings went over well.
Really damn well.
Think I'm done putting holes in my dick for a while, though. I mean, it's not like it hurts all that much okay it does but I can take it but there's such a thing as too much and maybe six is getting close to that. The place I had it done, the goblin has this book full of sketches so people can, y'know, know what they're asking for and some of those dicks just looked ridiculous. RINGS EVERYWHERE. Think I'll stick with the bars even if I do decide I want more, kinda like the fact that all you can see is the balls on either end.
Heheheh balls.
... all right, maybe I am a little immature, but you know what. If you can't laugh at sex you shouldn't be having it. These people in the book that treat it with reverence and are waiting for a ~*special someone*~ are in for a big fucking surprise, 'cause it isn't this holy, glorious, perfect thing that they're imagining on a fucking pedestal. It's full of odd--usually fucking hot, but still weird, I mean, come on--noises, even stranger faces, and I'm not even going to get started on the parts involved. If you're doing it right you wind up covered in sweat and probably spit and come and who knows what else. Boy are they going to be shocked when they find out it's messy. Messy and ridiculous and a ton of fun, but if they think it's sex that'll make'em close to someone they're going to be fucked and not in the good way.
One of the worst fucking things I have ever heard a guy say was "I banged this chick and now I have to marry her." Fucker didn't even like her, but there you go, that's ~*morality*~ for you.
The best part? I knew the lady, too, and she didn't like him either.
Think they're still married and making each other miserable.
... Clearly I need to find something to do that'll keep my head busy, 'cause I'm apparently thinking way too much. Maybe I should hunt down that paint Singebrow mentioned. There are some nice, big walls in this city that could do with a bit of brightening up.
Also trolls are weird. Can't get the image of that lady's tongue with a spider dangling off it out of my head.
Really damn well.
Think I'm done putting holes in my dick for a while, though. I mean, it's not like it hurts all that much okay it does but I can take it but there's such a thing as too much and maybe six is getting close to that. The place I had it done, the goblin has this book full of sketches so people can, y'know, know what they're asking for and some of those dicks just looked ridiculous. RINGS EVERYWHERE. Think I'll stick with the bars even if I do decide I want more, kinda like the fact that all you can see is the balls on either end.
Heheheh balls.
... all right, maybe I am a little immature, but you know what. If you can't laugh at sex you shouldn't be having it. These people in the book that treat it with reverence and are waiting for a ~*special someone*~ are in for a big fucking surprise, 'cause it isn't this holy, glorious, perfect thing that they're imagining on a fucking pedestal. It's full of odd--usually fucking hot, but still weird, I mean, come on--noises, even stranger faces, and I'm not even going to get started on the parts involved. If you're doing it right you wind up covered in sweat and probably spit and come and who knows what else. Boy are they going to be shocked when they find out it's messy. Messy and ridiculous and a ton of fun, but if they think it's sex that'll make'em close to someone they're going to be fucked and not in the good way.
One of the worst fucking things I have ever heard a guy say was "I banged this chick and now I have to marry her." Fucker didn't even like her, but there you go, that's ~*morality*~ for you.
The best part? I knew the lady, too, and she didn't like him either.
Think they're still married and making each other miserable.
... Clearly I need to find something to do that'll keep my head busy, 'cause I'm apparently thinking way too much. Maybe I should hunt down that paint Singebrow mentioned. There are some nice, big walls in this city that could do with a bit of brightening up.
Also trolls are weird. Can't get the image of that lady's tongue with a spider dangling off it out of my head.