Mar 01, 2005 00:44
friends...Im seeking a man...pass this ad around to as many eligible dudes as possible!
I am currently hiring an enthusiastic male to fill position of sex slave/emotional partner. Applicant must...
Speak fluent English
Not surpass the height of 5’8’’…im short yo
Be over 18 and under 25…young guys are creepy and old guys and yucky
Live in the Miami area…I can’t afford the gas to drive to Boca for some lovin
Have at least a high school diploma…cant have those guys that cant read my erotic pornography
Be daring…I don’t need a mans man, you can wear girl underwear around me
Have an open-minded attitude…If I can fulfill my homosexual fantasies on you while listening to Possessed (si Vicky!) you’re my soul mate
Be extremely funny…aaaallright giggidy giggidy!
Please list additional skills and useful information
lol...funny?!? right? YES!!!!! It is....aaallllright..giggidy giggidy!