Feb 26, 2007 23:25
Sometimes when a lot of birds sit on a wire, it's fun to imagine them playing tug of war with their feet. (Nobody ever wins.)
If you're driving down the highway with your girlfriend, a really cute thing to do when you pass a smokestack is to naively ask her if that building is a "cloud factory."
Without snapping, West Side Story would have been West Side Short Story.
Do you ever sleep through the first few minutes of the radio alarm and then have a dream about whatever they've been talking about on the air? Me too.
Time out for a safety fact, folks. Squirt guns can kill your friends. Especially if your friends are made out of salt.