Deep Thoughts by a t-shirt company

Feb 26, 2007 23:25

Sometimes when a lot of birds sit on a wire, it's fun to imagine them playing tug of war with their feet. (Nobody ever wins.)

If you're driving down the highway with your girlfriend, a really cute thing to do when you pass a smokestack is to naively ask her if that building is a "cloud factory."

Without snapping, West Side Story would have been West Side Short Story.

Do you ever sleep through the first few minutes of the radio alarm and then have a dream about whatever they've been talking about on the air? Me too.

Time out for a safety fact, folks. Squirt guns can kill your friends. Especially if your friends are made out of salt.
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