Wasnt allowed to go to the movies so sundee came over and we smoked. She tripped me in the road and my life flashed before my eyes. went to my dads house. got drunk and challenged him to a basketball match, but right when i stood up i fell down and didnt move. i guess i lost :/
today i went to the beach. came home and went to heathers. smoked with casey. i didnt know you could talk out of a harmonica?
there's no one at the beach.
i spoke too soon...
my dads pimp
flattest thing youll ever see
i look like the guy that asked me for crack five minutes ago
BK kills
whos sucks at aiming? riley.
i was holding the camera perfectly still
i looke like a fire breathing crackhead.
dont give your friend the camera
casey wouldnt come out of his room
guess whos asking ray out on monday.
PoisenInMyViens: hey think you could like wisper your kinda loud and i dont want the neighbors to call the cops
PoisenInMyViens: because they will call my mom and i dont think my mom would like the whole you put in the roof
xtheworldsenemyx: that made no sense. if i was to type some crazy weird shit would it freak you out
PoisenInMyViens: or the fact that her son is your slave
xtheworldsenemyx: lol i <3 you
PoisenInMyViens: dont laugh so loud please i dont want the neighbors to flip out i mean come on its not every day theres a girl roman chick at the neighbors house
xtheworldsenemyx: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xtheworldsenemyx: woops was that too loud
PoisenInMyViens: omg please dont do that again please
xtheworldsenemyx: *whispering quitely* alright ill be quiet
xtheworldsenemyx: im sorry
PoisenInMyViens: thank you heres a question though
PoisenInMyViens: if your so big and your ears are all the way up there how can you hear me?
xtheworldsenemyx: i have magic hearing. i hear everything. even things you say in your mind.
PoisenInMyViens: whoa i so want that
PoisenInMyViens: note to self dont think bad about the goddess
xtheworldsenemyx: whos the godess
PoisenInMyViens: are you insain i thought you were is there another one
xtheworldsenemyx: nah. im just testing you. i am the godess
PoisenInMyViens: ok wait so did i pass the test
xtheworldsenemyx: of course. your jerry. you pass every test.
PoisenInMyViens: whoa sence when man
PoisenInMyViens: i mean goddess
PoisenInMyViens: i never pass school tests ever
xtheworldsenemyx: well my tests are more important than school test. skip school. come to the godesses house. and drug the nights away. in our castle.
PoisenInMyViens: our castle, why dont you carry me there i didnt know we had a castle
xtheworldsenemyx: i will carry you there. we have our magical castle in the clouds where we smoke our lives away.
PoisenInMyViens: well what are still here for pick me up and lets go
PoisenInMyViens: ugh
PoisenInMyViens: i mean please
xtheworldsenemyx: i dont see you anywhere. i cant pick you up :-(
PoisenInMyViens: ugh im the small guy buy your foot or do you want me to climb to your hand
xtheworldsenemyx: your so small. i might step on you.
PoisenInMyViens: climbs your leg to your thigh
PoisenInMyViens: dont do that
PoisenInMyViens: that would hurt like ouch
xtheworldsenemyx: well now i just carried you to our castle in the clouds. and we're laying back and chillin and watching the sunrise.
PoisenInMyViens: wow how do the clouds hold you up that really wierd
xtheworldsenemyx: we are made of special material that lets us float on clouds. only us though. cuz we bad 8-)
PoisenInMyViens: whoa thats cool man i wish like we could have done this sooner
PoisenInMyViens: this place is great
xtheworldsenemyx: yes yes it is. well jerry my love. i must go to bed now becuase my mom is kicking me out of the castle. ill talk to you later alright?
PoisenInMyViens: oh man can you get me down first i dont wanna be up here alone man
xtheworldsenemyx: alright h/o. *picks you up and sets you firmly and safely on the groun* there ya go
PoisenInMyViens: climbs up to your cheek
PoisenInMyViens: kisses it
PoisenInMyViens: thank you and good night man
xtheworldsenemyx: peace<33
PoisenInMyViens: waves bye
PoisenInMyViens: then bows