My eyes!
Had my yearly exam with my optometrist. Well, not my usual one. Seems old Doc (I just typo'd Coc) Hall is on medical leave and has brought on this young, good looking, athletic new ops guy. His name is Chris something-or-other. He would probably prefer Doctor something but I can't remember. Anyway, he asks if he can dilate my eyes. I'm like, "okay". Now I can't see very well, everything is fuzzy.
Lesson here is: no matter how good it looks, when your eyes are dilated, everything is fuzzy.