Title: I got a bad feeling about dis COSplay
Summary: Doctor Who/Mighty Boosh x-over. Vince finds another use for his mirrorball suit
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Length: 378 words
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doctorpancakesDrawing requested by me, after I watched The Mind Robbers one day and decided Vince's mirrorball suit could totally be used to COSplay Zoe in this episode. They have matching pumpkin asses, too.
The scene: Jaime, Zoe and the Doctor (Two) are in the TARDIS near the console.
Jaime: "I just had the most peculiar dream. There was this great white horse with a horn right in the middle of his head, and . . ."
"A unicorn?!" Zoe replies, excitedly.
"Aye, probably. And it was charging straight toward me!"
"Honestly Jamie. Your imagination!" Zoe answers back.
The Doctor interrupts: "Quiet. There's a vibration. Do you feel it?"
"I can feel it too! In my head!" Zoe exclaims.
The grab hold of the console.
"Concentrate! Both of you. Concentrate on something!" the Doctor directs them.
"I can't!"
"What is it?"
"Count figures out loud!" the Doctor answers in a panic. "Louder!"
1, 2, 3, . . .
"Aaaah. It's too strong. Too powerful!" Zoe and Jaime exclaim.
"I must fight. I will fight!" the Doctor commands of himself.
Zoe and Jaime clutch the side of the console. Suddenly there's an explosion.
"Jaime! Look! The Doctor! Aaaaah!!!! Aaaaaah!" Zoe suddenly cries out.
Just then, Bollo walked into the living room of the flat. He sees Vince, in his mirrorball suit, and Naboo's wearing a kilt. They are clutching the side of the couch. Howard has on a long black coat. He's standing in the kitchen holding his head.
"Help! We're floating off into space!
Panicked, Vince exclaims "Howard! Are we going to die?"
"Yes," Howard responds. "In the most horrific way possible. But stop calling me Howard. I'm the Doctor."
"You no going to die. You no floating in space. You clutching da couch." Bollo gruffs at them.
"Don't break the magic!" Vince squeals.
"It's COSplay, you ballbag!" Naboo scolds him.
"Bollo no understand dis COSplay thing. Bollo go back to room. Bollo shakes his head and turns to walk away. Suddenly, he finds himself floating in space, with a cone stuck to his head.
"I got a bad feeling about dis."
Giggling, Vince pretends to float towards Howard. Help me, Doctorrrrrr!!!!"
Holding his arms out, Vince wraps them around Howard's neck while Howard places his hands on Vince's bum. "Don't worry! You're safe with meeeeee!"
They giggle and begin to snog.
"Hey!" Naboo objects. "There's no snogging in Doctor Who!"
Bollo shakes his head and really walks away this time. "I told you I had a bad feeling about dis."
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