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Hello, Hi
Yeah, ok today it rained hard...super hard. Me and Kristen played in the rain earlier...it was fun...good times, good times. People were looking at us like "OK" but in thier minds they knew they wanted to be doing the same thing. But noooo see, they have jobs...HA! take that...they have to go to work, while ppl like me and Kristen play in the rain...GOOOO US!! crazy kids,...
Then these ppl came and knock on my door and i was like who are these ppl? It was two guys and i was like...hhhmmmmm should i open it? Yes! i think i will...it was my cousin. He was selling something he was all like "ooohhhhh whos your frined"? and i was like forget it man....forget it. THEN I told him about how i saw a flying pig the other day. HAHAH good story...true story actually.
I will tell it:
I was sitting out in the front yard last night...it was very peacfull, a bit humid but hey, one cant complain. Anywho, so i look in the sky and to my disbelife there was a pig flying. Dont believe me? keep reading...Oh he was a very fat pig...fatter than usual...he flew low...i guess the wings cant support his wieght?? He flew right past me...and i was like wtf? So i yelled at it..." HEY COME BACK" and he came back... i go, "hey pigs dont fly" he snorted at me very rudely...like i wasnt worth his time. So i go..."HEY, snort at me again and i'll eat your cousin" hahaha he started laughing and was like, "you know what, your alright" and i was like, "yeah, i was kidding about eating your cousin...i dont even like bacon" OH MAN, then he got all offended and was like, "this bitch'' and snortted again...so i told him to hold on, and went inside...i came out with some ham...and it disgusted him he threw up...i was eating one of his friends prolly...haha i told him to get the hell out of here...but i didnt really want him to leave...i wanted him to stay so we could be best of friends...or at least so i gain his trust...capture him...and sell him to the entertainment business...YES! you know like the dancing frog...that would have been great. Silly meeee fot not thinking of that.
Oh well maybe next time...
That is all...
Im tired...
And i need to talk to Fernie Bernie..
Haha i say fernie like you know who he is...How silly...
oh man, enough with the silly business...
im leaving...
byeeeeeeee