Group chat commentary- Eureka- 3x15- 'Shower to the People'
So once again, the peanut gallery had a livechat during the latest ep of Eureka. There are some VERY strong opinions about particular characters and events, and the CAPSLOCK OF DOOM were broken out more than once.
me: .... ummm what
M: but I was seeing blood a few times
me: jack
S: lol
me: that is so like... no
M: this ep BEGS for an alt ending
S: henry arrested for being out with kim? quoi?
M: arrested
here is myfirst BARF point
me: because he left with kim
S: tess the mess.... lol
me: and she is GD property
M: no
me: lol tess the mess
nice
M: Jack talking about Tess' hair
and ick
fun the other night
me: lol you called him the nathan sorta look like? lol
M: barf
me: he looks more like duncan to me
M: dark hair and tall
= nathan
S: dude, miss the beard and long hair he had in 4400
me: face looks like duncan yo
awww henry
i was wondering if they would get tamlyn back
M: PLEASE GO TO HIM TESS
me: LOL zoe FTW
S: lol, zoe not impressed with tess
me: zoe FTW
hehehe
infantile
M: LOL go Zoe
me: WIN
awww henry
S: aww, poor henry.
me: they keep hurting him so much
M: yeah they do
me: he SO LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN
M: and that pisses me off too
S: henry having a hard time seperating cylon and kim
M: yeah he is
me: aww henry
poor bb boy
M: yeah he is hurting
me: lol
he is much bigger
M: yeah
me: poor robokim
M: I really hate her have I mentioned that tonight in this chat?
me: OH GOD
M: hate
me: LOL Jo FTW
S: lol camo bib
me: poor jack
M: auntie Jo
yeah his gifts are fail
me: he DOES take his responsibility seriously
of everything
S: jack never does good with gifts
M: yeah he does
me: that's true
he does
M: awwww birth coach
me: healthy because is nathan's :-p
M: LOL
S: lol, women and the baby gifts, oye!
me: i feel bad for sally, she looks so BIG at that point
M: yeah they are competitive
me: they look like they're all trying to take each other out
poor bb
M: a basket
me: all that's left
S: aww, wonder what gift was
M: awwww a kiss
S: usually sentiment with Jack
M: he took them out
me: LOL
Manhood at stake
heeeeeeeee
M: bibs, monitor and onesie
me: they all one upped hiim so he ditched it all
sweet bb
M: yeah poor guy
S: hey, non burned dead body!
M: nope not burned
me: true that, it's rare forthem
lol
i can't help but imagine he wants to ultimately play house you know?
M: yeah
S: yup
M: oh and Vince does appear for about 40 seconds
S: would be better if Nate was still around and all three played house
no, Vince still on vacation with Paul ;)
M: heeeeee yeah that is true
sigh
me: LOL
S: thatd be wicked hard rain
to fill a car
me: leaky sunroof
S: oh fargo
me: aww he is staying with kim
ASSISTANT FARGO
win
S: fargo going to be the next gen henry
me: lol
BOSSING jack FTW
M: I love Fargo as Henry
he is adorable
and you can't go wrong with him
cept what he is eating
me: lol
S: true, yuck
me: well vince DOES make anything
M: WHY IS TESS THERE _ SHE HAS WORK TO DO
S: eat their own young, lol
me: LOL
detective fargo FTW
S: yay, fargo conclusion
M: TESS DID NOT PLAN THE PARTY SHE pushed it off on Zoe
me: super absorbancy fibers
M: STFU TESS
S: like fargo assistant jack, they can do that more
me: very true
ut oh
ali's jealous
M: Fargo rocks as assistant
S: ut oh, ali and tess going to fight for him?
me: ali should win
S: ut oh ali not happy
me: and i am sooo not a jack/ali unless nate is there too
M: oh just wait
it gets worse
S: did she just say like like?
me: WHAT?
S: is she twelve?
M: I KNOW
I HATE TESS
me: how did she get from I HATE U to yeahhh i LIKE like him
WTF
character fail
M: it makes NO sense at all
S: plot hole
M: they can't try to make her likeable after making her such a BITCH
S: emotional character development? who needs that?
me: heheh the crazy ladies are all going to die
S: yay, like that idea!
me: maybe they decided they used it all up in S2 & S3
S: baby showers kill people!
M: of course
they are evil
me: is his name Manlyus?
lol
S: yep
me: poor henry
M: something like that
S: he is so manly
M: Manly I think
me: what is it with this town and ppl falling in love with robots?
LOL
M: well there are so many of them
me: he is the manly verison of duncan
S: true- getting almost overused on the robots
M: poor henry
me: jo falls for callister, henry for robokim
vincenttttttt
S: lol vince wants off early....
we know why....
M: yeah
me: i always expect his boyfiriend to appear
and then OH WAIT. it's not canon
M: they need to close up - he gots b/f upstalrs waiting
me: poor vincent
M: ut oh
me: high performance like zane
M: B/f needs to help him get rid of memory of dead body
S: oh no, fargo will go static and grow strange out of control hair!
M: hey - no Zane in this either
that makes me sad
S: so dissapointed when watched true blood today- EQ's characters ALWAYS killed off!
M: :(
me: I KNOW
M: I could not get into that show
I tried
me: i want to see him more than for like 3 eps of something
DETECTIVE FARGO
M: love the mismatched outfit
but then I have this thing for sweater vests
me: poor vincent
M: SMRT JACK
me: M has a thing for men's clothing
S: like dorky sweater vests... like dorky looks actually
M: He needs some lovin
me: NICE
S: rotfl, body bag leak!
me: I LOVE DETECTIVE FARGO
M: ooops
SMRT JACK
S: kim decay?
noooo!
me: they are treating jack with intelligence again
ut oh
no more robokim
poor henry
M: just wait
me: pure water
S: i dont like the way you typed that....
me: synthetic water? what
M: yeah .. just go with it
me: pure is same as distilled yo
M: Jack has more chemistry with this chick then BITCHY Tess
well no - it is special water
just wait
me: bathroom
S: utoh, jack infected
me: poor bb
i was hoping for an excuse for him to remove clothing
I love SARAH
M: Sarah rocks
me: oh noes
S: Aww, Jack....
me: is jack torture
M: yeah
meanies
me: nathan's kid is strong :-p
i still like my little world
S: anyone else think they'll name the kid something painfully stupid like natalie?
M: I like mine .. well SS's that I just go camp out in
OGL - yeah they probably will
me: i thought bad name was a given, especially if it was going to be a boy
WHY a girl
cause they get to pick these things
S: so no rapid aging to date zoe arc
me: lol
S: damn, another theory down the drain
me: that's just in S land
S: I liked that idea
it'd be like jack's worst nightmare
me: lol
S: zoe dating a little nate
me: heheh
S: like father like daughter
me: see with the daughter thing it fit to be jack's more- his luck to create 2 girls
S: tell me he's not here to do an autopsy?
me: lol
S: pregnant?
me: ...
WHAT
S: lol
sympathetic pregnancy?
me: fargo is DYING
we know he is a worrier
but really?
sympathy pregancy?
M: YEAH
oh it gets better
it is more evil
and crushes Jack
me: why am i ALWAYS drawn to the way his pants fall when he's walking
seriously
M: ooops
another body
S: is this what CC was pitching? not actual male preg?
me: i think so
i thoguth he said 3
S: I thought so too
M: that will make more sense at the end when they really explain what is happening with jack
S: maybe lexi was supposed to still be around?
me: I LOVE DETECTIVE FARGO
it's like the best development they've made in a while
M: I agree
me: maybe... but i'm glad that lexi's gone
M: Fargo is awesome
rest ep SUCKS
me: ut oh
dissolve robokiim
S: aww, henry, has to make decision, that sucks
M: Why have Billy Campbell when that was Zane's job last week
me: dude tess sucks
S: I know, what's he doing except flirting with tess?
M: cool
me: because they wanted to bring in a shiny guest star
M: NOTHING - well I could make a snide remark but it would be a spoiler
me: lol
M: seee special water
me: he is like AFRAID fo the water
S: lol, no, i'll wait
M: not just clean
me: caring man
who is walking like ali
lol
M: poor Jack
me: aww he is FIXING her
S: aww, yay henry solution
me: wants to snuggle colin
M: :)
S: NO!
M: :(
me: OMG FAIL
M: poor cyberkim
me: dude they soo screwed with everything
NOT HAPPY
M: oh just wait the worst is yet to come
I was not pissed till we come back from this break
then the caps started
S: also not happy- plus ep isn't all that engaging... am yawning
oh man
M: I do not like this writer
S: pissed might be better than bored, i guess
M: I really don't
S: i usually love thania
she's written some of the best eps of every show she's been on
me: not this one
M: pissed b/c they dick with the characters and I am sick of them fucking with things this season for no good reason
me: she is very character oriented
M: I restrained myself
S: true- motivations this season seem really lacking
M: I am all about character
S: i dont see any character development yet
M: NONE
and like I said it gets worse and they dick with the characters and do things that are not necessary and make NO story sense
S: I also have issues with her last one, which was 304
me: detective fargo and henry/robokim
with the main characters... none
S: could have been so very powerful, but full of basic, critical errors
M: yeah
me: aww jack
such a good boy
M: and the one powerful moment they are going to DESTROY
for a STUPID story line
me: JACK FTW
M: yeah
JACK SMRT
me: they let him be smart again
YAYZ
M: she is so damp
it bothers me
me: she works and lives in waterland
M: yeah I know
me: OMG
S: :(
me: thania is into the whole robots that aren't human that people fall in love with thing
very catty women- TESS FONTANA
S: lol nice call
M: yeah
ha
this is when I got excited
they are going ti KILL Tess
oh happy dance
S: lol that would be awesome
M: Please DIE
me: DIE TESS DIE
S: not going to happen yet, but would be cool
M: oh but no
FUCK YOU WRITERS
S: think she'll die at end of season
me: she better
jack needs someone that will love and acceept him
not be a stupid bitch
S: then jack has tragedy, ali has one, and they start back at semi-common ground to rebuild a relationship- whole earning it thing
me: ah
given choice of ali/jack or tess/jack, ali/jack HANDS DOWN
S: mine too!
me: especially since there isn't nathan
S: lol they'll bring him back once we have ali/jack
me: which will be YAY ed
and dammit triangle again
because jack was hurt by the whole thing too
M: This whole elevator thing is so unnecessary - they reason why they do it is so contrived it makes me vomit
M: DIE TESS
me: hello rear view
hah stuntguy clip
as he's swinging in
S: they arent just doing this for CPR thing are they?
M: Give me bleach
YEP
first kiss
me: LOL
M: FUCKING STUPID
S: blech
M: CONTRIEVED
S: pass the bleach
M: oh keep doing it
you must make out with her
and acknowledge it
FUCK YOU WRITER
S: hey, i recognize those grow lights
me: hey
phased ep
S: why earn it, just make out to prevent drowning!
M: FAN FIC could do BETTER
me: keep her alive
heeee
DIE TESS DIE
M: PLEASE DIE
NOW
me: aww kim
M: YOU DON"T CARE JACK
S: oh, we gonna lose kim. :(
M: REALLY
it is fake emotions
me: eva needs to come back for poor henry
aww no more robokim
M: yeah I know and they fucking ruin a beautiful moment with the TESS BULLSHIT
me: aww jack
puts his arm around him
S: such real emotion against crap
M: I KNOW
and that pissed me off more
poor henry
me: aww henry :(
M: I want to feel for him
me: :(
M: he is in so much pain
me: joe did awesome again
M: but no let's not HONOR KIM
S: aww, henry, breaking my heart again
M: Let's use this to go back to story B
me: did he put kim's necklace on her again
M: FUCK YOU
me: well that character KNOWS tess & doesn't know kim
M: yeah
but this part
S: and he never saw kim, he saw a computer
me: yep
S: um, this reminds me of noche de suenos solution
me: tess was his student, they are probably cut from the same cloth
M: But Jack's not really dealing with it - pisses me off - oh let's use this to save the BITCH
me: the jack drowns in underwater AcH?
S: zane could have done this part
me: she gets a breather
M: so Billy Campbell is here to flirt with Tess and KILL Kim
that was my snarky comment
me: dammit another ep without zane
M: I KNOW
S: yeah- could have just as easily been zane- i love billy campbell, but i dont see point of bringing him in
me: although serisouly, he is getting to fugly with the scruff this year
M: Zane was doing well last week he was made of win and dipped in awesome
PLEASE DIE
me: we got jo for like 2 seconds too
S: ooh, giving her brain damage?
me: heeeeee
M: I wish
me: YES PLEASE
M: This begs for an AU ending
TESS DIES
me: that is a good way to be able to keep jamie under the water for multiple takes though, with a respirator
M: they tried to kill her 2x alrady
S: uh, romantic gaze not with Jack
M: OH JUST WAIT
me: he is really cute with ali
M: YES
me: like he tries so hard
M: they have chemistry
me: even SHE sees it
M: she is kinda cold to him here
S: yeah, love their chemistry
me: LOL fail
S: aww, not real symptoms
M: nope
fake out on the fake out
me: he wanted so badly to be closer to her
M: STUPID AND NOT NECESSARY
S: ali's letting him go
me: ughhhhhh
M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: she is letting him go at the WRONG TIME
M: OGL
NO
TESS IS THE DEVIL
me: LOL
M: she is evil and will suck the manhood out of you
as well as any fun
me: she is a vampire?
M: WTF is that outfit
S: like sucky sparkly twilight vampire?
me: she is instantly fine after all that?
ROTFL
M: I KNOW
me: she is a twatlight sparkly vampire?
M: ha ha probably
S: well, theyre more sucky than hot true blood vamps
M: OH GOOD LORD
S: like Stan
M: that was NOT A KISS
vomit
passes bleach around
GOOD FUCKING LORD STOP IT
they have NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL AND THIS RELATIONSHIP MAKES NO SENSE
me: yeah
that didn't look very.. chemistry
even the random kisses from like noche and whatever had more fire behind them
S: I know, lack of chemistry just painful following all the chemistry with ali
M: why do they need to screw things up I hope it was not a syfy note
S: imagine if still had nathan to put next to that!
M: b/c tess was shoehorned in and she makes not sense
me: although somehow the idea of ali somehow forgetting that she had awesome sex with nathan-- since she is carying his baby- is funny and sad at the same time
M: yeah he would not put up with her bi-polarness
me: nathan wouldn't let her behavior fly
S: no, i mean just flat actor chemistry- how bad would that look?
M: nope
it would look like Tess and Jack
S: EQ and CF rocked at the chemistry- put that next to that scene and it would be too painful for words
me: although honestly? eq/cf have some special thing goin on. like... anyone looks flat next to them
M: true
S: true
me: it would be way more obvious
M: but cf seems to do well with ali, jo, zoe, fargo, vince .. etc
not mad passion chem - but chem
me: that's because he is SO FREAKING ADORABLE
and WHERE THE HELL WAS MY TAGGART
S: yeah, not a problem there- and with henry, very adorable there too
M: yeah
S: visiteureka lied about the taggart
M: yep
S: SO disappointing!
M: makes me want to kick something
and maybe stab
10:04 PM
me: they already were annoying me about lack of progress there, now misreporting taggart makes me have even less confidence in them
M: :(
S: well, is past my bedtime, and am totally bleched by episode, so going to bed, to dream up something better. and contemplate how the hell I get a tag from this.
me: henry/kim could stand up to eq/cf
S: yes they could
me: PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING TO CLEAN OUR BRAINS
M: Paul/Vince could be a tag :)
S: henry/kim was best part of this ep
me: i have to go to a workshop i REALLY don't want to go to
M: Vince needs to forget
me: i need something to look forward to
M: yeah they were the best part - Henry and Kim
where was Zane - that could be a tag
S: recovering?
i guess?
me: yah
they had him pretty wiped out
M: wow he takes time to recover by super Tess is just fine
Jo taking care of Zane :)
me: plot hole city
M: HUGE
S: lol, indeed
me: .... ummm what
M: but I was seeing blood a few times
me: jack
S: lol
me: that is so like... no
M: this ep BEGS for an alt ending
S: henry arrested for being out with kim? quoi?
M: arrested
here is myfirst BARF point
me: because he left with kim
S: tess the mess.... lol
me: and she is GD property
M: no
me: lol tess the mess
nice
M: Jack talking about Tess' hair
and ick
fun the other night
me: lol you called him the nathan sorta look like? lol
M: barf
me: he looks more like duncan to me
M: dark hair and tall
= nathan
S: dude, miss the beard and long hair he had in 4400
me: face looks like duncan yo
awww henry
i was wondering if they would get tamlyn back
M: PLEASE GO TO HIM TESS
me: LOL zoe FTW
S: lol, zoe not impressed with tess
me: zoe FTW
hehehe
infantile
M: LOL go Zoe
me: WIN
awww henry
S: aww, poor henry.
me: they keep hurting him so much
M: yeah they do
me: he SO LOOKS LIKE DUNCAN
M: and that pisses me off too
S: henry having a hard time seperating cylon and kim
M: yeah he is
me: aww henry
poor bb boy
M: yeah he is hurting
me: lol
he is much bigger
M: yeah
me: poor robokim
M: I really hate her have I mentioned that tonight in this chat?
me: OH GOD
M: hate
me: LOL Jo FTW
S: lol camo bib
me: poor jack
M: auntie Jo
yeah his gifts are fail
me: he DOES take his responsibility seriously
of everything
S: jack never does good with gifts
M: yeah he does
me: that's true
he does
M: awwww birth coach
me: healthy because is nathan's :-p
M: LOL
S: lol, women and the baby gifts, oye!
me: i feel bad for sally, she looks so BIG at that point
M: yeah they are competitive
me: they look like they're all trying to take each other out
poor bb
M: a basket
me: all that's left
S: aww, wonder what gift was
M: awwww a kiss
S: usually sentiment with Jack
M: he took them out
me: LOL
Manhood at stake
heeeeeeeee
M: bibs, monitor and onesie
me: they all one upped hiim so he ditched it all
sweet bb
M: yeah poor guy
S: hey, non burned dead body!
M: nope not burned
me: true that, it's rare forthem
lol
i can't help but imagine he wants to ultimately play house you know?
M: yeah
S: yup
M: oh and Vince does appear for about 40 seconds
S: would be better if Nate was still around and all three played house
no, Vince still on vacation with Paul ;)
M: heeeeee yeah that is true
sigh
me: LOL
S: thatd be wicked hard rain
to fill a car
me: leaky sunroof
S: oh fargo
me: aww he is staying with kim
ASSISTANT FARGO
win
S: fargo going to be the next gen henry
me: lol
BOSSING jack FTW
M: I love Fargo as Henry
he is adorable
and you can't go wrong with him
cept what he is eating
me: lol
S: true, yuck
me: well vince DOES make anything
M: WHY IS TESS THERE _ SHE HAS WORK TO DO
S: eat their own young, lol
me: LOL
detective fargo FTW
S: yay, fargo conclusion
M: TESS DID NOT PLAN THE PARTY SHE pushed it off on Zoe
me: super absorbancy fibers
M: STFU TESS
S: like fargo assistant jack, they can do that more
me: very true
ut oh
ali's jealous
M: Fargo rocks as assistant
S: ut oh, ali and tess going to fight for him?
me: ali should win
S: ut oh ali not happy
me: and i am sooo not a jack/ali unless nate is there too
M: oh just wait
it gets worse
S: did she just say like like?
me: WHAT?
S: is she twelve?
M: I KNOW
I HATE TESS
me: how did she get from I HATE U to yeahhh i LIKE like him
WTF
character fail
M: it makes NO sense at all
S: plot hole
M: they can't try to make her likeable after making her such a BITCH
S: emotional character development? who needs that?
me: heheh the crazy ladies are all going to die
S: yay, like that idea!
me: maybe they decided they used it all up in S2 & S3
S: baby showers kill people!
M: of course
they are evil
me: is his name Manlyus?
lol
S: yep
me: poor henry
M: something like that
S: he is so manly
M: Manly I think
me: what is it with this town and ppl falling in love with robots?
LOL
M: well there are so many of them
me: he is the manly verison of duncan
S: true- getting almost overused on the robots
M: poor henry
me: jo falls for callister, henry for robokim
vincenttttttt
S: lol vince wants off early....
we know why....
M: yeah
me: i always expect his boyfiriend to appear
and then OH WAIT. it's not canon
M: they need to close up - he gots b/f upstalrs waiting
me: poor vincent
M: ut oh
me: high performance like zane
M: B/f needs to help him get rid of memory of dead body
S: oh no, fargo will go static and grow strange out of control hair!
M: hey - no Zane in this either
that makes me sad
S: so dissapointed when watched true blood today- EQ's characters ALWAYS killed off!
M: :(
me: I KNOW
M: I could not get into that show
I tried
me: i want to see him more than for like 3 eps of something
DETECTIVE FARGO
M: love the mismatched outfit
but then I have this thing for sweater vests
me: poor vincent
M: SMRT JACK
me: M has a thing for men's clothing
S: like dorky sweater vests... like dorky looks actually
M: He needs some lovin
me: NICE
S: rotfl, body bag leak!
me: I LOVE DETECTIVE FARGO
M: ooops
SMRT JACK
S: kim decay?
noooo!
me: they are treating jack with intelligence again
ut oh
no more robokim
poor henry
M: just wait
me: pure water
S: i dont like the way you typed that....
me: synthetic water? what
M: yeah .. just go with it
me: pure is same as distilled yo
M: Jack has more chemistry with this chick then BITCHY Tess
well no - it is special water
just wait
me: bathroom
S: utoh, jack infected
me: poor bb
i was hoping for an excuse for him to remove clothing
I love SARAH
M: Sarah rocks
me: oh noes
S: Aww, Jack....
me: is jack torture
M: yeah
meanies
me: nathan's kid is strong :-p
i still like my little world
S: anyone else think they'll name the kid something painfully stupid like natalie?
M: I like mine .. well SS's that I just go camp out in
OGL - yeah they probably will
me: i thought bad name was a given, especially if it was going to be a boy
WHY a girl
cause they get to pick these things
S: so no rapid aging to date zoe arc
me: lol
S: damn, another theory down the drain
me: that's just in S land
S: I liked that idea
it'd be like jack's worst nightmare
me: lol
S: zoe dating a little nate
me: heheh
S: like father like daughter
me: see with the daughter thing it fit to be jack's more- his luck to create 2 girls
S: tell me he's not here to do an autopsy?
me: lol
S: pregnant?
me: ...
WHAT
S: lol
sympathetic pregnancy?
me: fargo is DYING
we know he is a worrier
but really?
sympathy pregancy?
M: YEAH
oh it gets better
it is more evil
and crushes Jack
me: why am i ALWAYS drawn to the way his pants fall when he's walking
seriously
M: ooops
another body
S: is this what CC was pitching? not actual male preg?
me: i think so
i thoguth he said 3
S: I thought so too
M: that will make more sense at the end when they really explain what is happening with jack
S: maybe lexi was supposed to still be around?
me: I LOVE DETECTIVE FARGO
it's like the best development they've made in a while
M: I agree
me: maybe... but i'm glad that lexi's gone
M: Fargo is awesome
rest ep SUCKS
me: ut oh
dissolve robokiim
S: aww, henry, has to make decision, that sucks
M: Why have Billy Campbell when that was Zane's job last week
me: dude tess sucks
S: I know, what's he doing except flirting with tess?
M: cool
me: because they wanted to bring in a shiny guest star
M: NOTHING - well I could make a snide remark but it would be a spoiler
me: lol
M: seee special water
me: he is like AFRAID fo the water
S: lol, no, i'll wait
M: not just clean
me: caring man
who is walking like ali
lol
M: poor Jack
me: aww he is FIXING her
S: aww, yay henry solution
me: wants to snuggle colin
M: :)
S: NO!
M: :(
me: OMG FAIL
M: poor cyberkim
me: dude they soo screwed with everything
NOT HAPPY
M: oh just wait the worst is yet to come
I was not pissed till we come back from this break
then the caps started
S: also not happy- plus ep isn't all that engaging... am yawning
oh man
M: I do not like this writer
S: pissed might be better than bored, i guess
M: I really don't
S: i usually love thania
she's written some of the best eps of every show she's been on
me: not this one
M: pissed b/c they dick with the characters and I am sick of them fucking with things this season for no good reason
me: she is very character oriented
M: I restrained myself
S: true- motivations this season seem really lacking
M: I am all about character
S: i dont see any character development yet
M: NONE
and like I said it gets worse and they dick with the characters and do things that are not necessary and make NO story sense
S: I also have issues with her last one, which was 304
me: detective fargo and henry/robokim
with the main characters... none
S: could have been so very powerful, but full of basic, critical errors
M: yeah
me: aww jack
such a good boy
M: and the one powerful moment they are going to DESTROY
for a STUPID story line
me: JACK FTW
M: yeah
JACK SMRT
me: they let him be smart again
YAYZ
M: she is so damp
it bothers me
me: she works and lives in waterland
M: yeah I know
me: OMG
S: :(
me: thania is into the whole robots that aren't human that people fall in love with thing
very catty women- TESS FONTANA
S: lol nice call
M: yeah
ha
this is when I got excited
they are going ti KILL Tess
oh happy dance
S: lol that would be awesome
M: Please DIE
me: DIE TESS DIE
S: not going to happen yet, but would be cool
M: oh but no
FUCK YOU WRITERS
S: think she'll die at end of season
me: she better
jack needs someone that will love and acceept him
not be a stupid bitch
S: then jack has tragedy, ali has one, and they start back at semi-common ground to rebuild a relationship- whole earning it thing
me: ah
given choice of ali/jack or tess/jack, ali/jack HANDS DOWN
S: mine too!
me: especially since there isn't nathan
S: lol they'll bring him back once we have ali/jack
me: which will be YAY ed
and dammit triangle again
because jack was hurt by the whole thing too
M: This whole elevator thing is so unnecessary - they reason why they do it is so contrived it makes me vomit
M: DIE TESS
me: hello rear view
hah stuntguy clip
as he's swinging in
S: they arent just doing this for CPR thing are they?
M: Give me bleach
YEP
first kiss
me: LOL
M: FUCKING STUPID
S: blech
M: CONTRIEVED
S: pass the bleach
M: oh keep doing it
you must make out with her
and acknowledge it
FUCK YOU WRITER
S: hey, i recognize those grow lights
me: hey
phased ep
S: why earn it, just make out to prevent drowning!
M: FAN FIC could do BETTER
me: keep her alive
heeee
DIE TESS DIE
M: PLEASE DIE
NOW
me: aww kim
M: YOU DON"T CARE JACK
S: oh, we gonna lose kim. :(
M: REALLY
it is fake emotions
me: eva needs to come back for poor henry
aww no more robokim
M: yeah I know and they fucking ruin a beautiful moment with the TESS BULLSHIT
me: aww jack
puts his arm around him
S: such real emotion against crap
M: I KNOW
and that pissed me off more
poor henry
me: aww henry :(
M: I want to feel for him
me: :(
M: he is in so much pain
me: joe did awesome again
M: but no let's not HONOR KIM
S: aww, henry, breaking my heart again
M: Let's use this to go back to story B
me: did he put kim's necklace on her again
M: FUCK YOU
me: well that character KNOWS tess & doesn't know kim
M: yeah
but this part
S: and he never saw kim, he saw a computer
me: yep
S: um, this reminds me of noche de suenos solution
me: tess was his student, they are probably cut from the same cloth
M: But Jack's not really dealing with it - pisses me off - oh let's use this to save the BITCH
me: the jack drowns in underwater AcH?
S: zane could have done this part
me: she gets a breather
M: so Billy Campbell is here to flirt with Tess and KILL Kim
that was my snarky comment
me: dammit another ep without zane
M: I KNOW
S: yeah- could have just as easily been zane- i love billy campbell, but i dont see point of bringing him in
me: although serisouly, he is getting to fugly with the scruff this year
M: Zane was doing well last week he was made of win and dipped in awesome
PLEASE DIE
me: we got jo for like 2 seconds too
S: ooh, giving her brain damage?
me: heeeeee
M: I wish
me: YES PLEASE
M: This begs for an AU ending
TESS DIES
me: that is a good way to be able to keep jamie under the water for multiple takes though, with a respirator
M: they tried to kill her 2x alrady
S: uh, romantic gaze not with Jack
M: OH JUST WAIT
me: he is really cute with ali
M: YES
me: like he tries so hard
M: they have chemistry
me: even SHE sees it
M: she is kinda cold to him here
S: yeah, love their chemistry
me: LOL fail
S: aww, not real symptoms
M: nope
fake out on the fake out
me: he wanted so badly to be closer to her
M: STUPID AND NOT NECESSARY
S: ali's letting him go
me: ughhhhhh
M: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
me: she is letting him go at the WRONG TIME
M: OGL
NO
TESS IS THE DEVIL
me: LOL
M: she is evil and will suck the manhood out of you
as well as any fun
me: she is a vampire?
M: WTF is that outfit
S: like sucky sparkly twilight vampire?
me: she is instantly fine after all that?
ROTFL
M: I KNOW
me: she is a twatlight sparkly vampire?
M: ha ha probably
S: well, theyre more sucky than hot true blood vamps
M: OH GOOD LORD
S: like Stan
M: that was NOT A KISS
vomit
passes bleach around
GOOD FUCKING LORD STOP IT
they have NO CHEMISTRY AT ALL AND THIS RELATIONSHIP MAKES NO SENSE
me: yeah
that didn't look very.. chemistry
even the random kisses from like noche and whatever had more fire behind them
S: I know, lack of chemistry just painful following all the chemistry with ali
M: why do they need to screw things up I hope it was not a syfy note
S: imagine if still had nathan to put next to that!
M: b/c tess was shoehorned in and she makes not sense
me: although somehow the idea of ali somehow forgetting that she had awesome sex with nathan-- since she is carying his baby- is funny and sad at the same time
M: yeah he would not put up with her bi-polarness
me: nathan wouldn't let her behavior fly
S: no, i mean just flat actor chemistry- how bad would that look?
M: nope
it would look like Tess and Jack
S: EQ and CF rocked at the chemistry- put that next to that scene and it would be too painful for words
me: although honestly? eq/cf have some special thing goin on. like... anyone looks flat next to them
M: true
S: true
me: it would be way more obvious
M: but cf seems to do well with ali, jo, zoe, fargo, vince .. etc
not mad passion chem - but chem
me: that's because he is SO FREAKING ADORABLE
and WHERE THE HELL WAS MY TAGGART
S: yeah, not a problem there- and with henry, very adorable there too
M: yeah
S: visiteureka lied about the taggart
M: yep
S: SO disappointing!
M: makes me want to kick something
and maybe stab
10:04 PM
me: they already were annoying me about lack of progress there, now misreporting taggart makes me have even less confidence in them
M: :(
S: well, is past my bedtime, and am totally bleched by episode, so going to bed, to dream up something better. and contemplate how the hell I get a tag from this.
me: henry/kim could stand up to eq/cf
S: yes they could
me: PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING TO CLEAN OUR BRAINS
M: Paul/Vince could be a tag :)
S: henry/kim was best part of this ep
me: i have to go to a workshop i REALLY don't want to go to
M: Vince needs to forget
me: i need something to look forward to
M: yeah they were the best part - Henry and Kim
where was Zane - that could be a tag
S: recovering?
i guess?
me: yah
they had him pretty wiped out
M: wow he takes time to recover by super Tess is just fine
Jo taking care of Zane :)
me: plot hole city
M: HUGE
S: lol, indeed