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Jun 09, 2009 17:22

I kind of wish I'd kept a couple of those nurses around from the convention; maybe it wouldn't have taken me so long to fix my leg and take care of that nasty infection.

Anyone know where I can get some vicodin around here?

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This is Thomas Being an Ass. sexandahaircut June 10 2009, 00:13:40 UTC
Girls and drugs.

Someone knows how to have a good time.

Well, except for the infection I suppose.

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This is House being his normal self. gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 00:15:15 UTC
I'd like to see you walk away from having a piece of metal shoved through your leg, and then pulling it out slowly.

I bet you'd start screaming even after we gave you morphine.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 05:49:40 UTC
I've been impaled by a stone spike before.

It didn't hurt that much.

You big baby.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 05:51:42 UTC
Then you must have CIPA.

Rare genetic disorder. Very interesting.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 05:53:49 UTC
Hmm? Not a term I've heard before for what I am.

Then again you're wrong so that would explain why.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 05:55:40 UTC
CIPA. Congenital insensitivity to pain with anhidrosis. Basically means you can't feel pain because your genes are messed up.

Apparently also causes people to be incredibly annoying.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 05:57:25 UTC
Oh, it hurt for a little bit.

Getting hit by a stone spike does that you know.

Just that I got over it and didn't whine like a little girl to the world later.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 05:59:31 UTC
Oh. Well.

You're still annoying.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 06:01:55 UTC
Yes, but I can walk up and down stairs.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 06:03:46 UTC
And I'm tall enough to reach elevator buttons so I don't have to resort to stairs.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 06:11:39 UTC
Elevators are dull and mundane.

It's easier to just fly.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 06:13:33 UTC
Fly?

Man, everyone here is completely delusional. Maybe whatever attacked the city caused a massive rash of brain tumors.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 06:15:22 UTC
No, just one case of terminal idiocy.

For someone on an island with a giant monster, you seem to have the creative thoughts of a brain dead lawyer.

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gimpy_addict June 10 2009, 06:16:34 UTC
I'm still not convinced the whole thing wasn't just a massive hallucination on my part.

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lilacvampire June 10 2009, 06:19:40 UTC
Well, given that you're running out of your whiny baby candy and the city still looks like it went a few rounds with Ali, I think you can scratch hallucination off your list.

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cafedeinfierno June 10 2009, 18:29:31 UTC
Hey, now.

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