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Tsunaido: You know they say Orbit is sugar free, but you know they really put cats in it.
MyrddinOtaku: What kind of cats? Low sugar cats right?
MyrddinOtaku: Lethargic cats are the only solution.
Tsunaido: Who knows man! I mean it's not like they regulate that kind of stuff, the Wonka company's been using the cat loophole for years!
MyrddinOtaku: Maybe they'll stick some cat addon to a bill soon.
Tsunaido: Well I mean McCaine tried to but Kerry and the animatronic weasels totally shot him down.
Tsunaido: That's how he ended up a POW.
MyrddinOtaku: Kerry used his wife's ketchup empire to fund a lethargic cat ring which landed McCaine in a camp, interesting.
Tsunaido: And you know why JFK took that bullet?
Tsunaido: He was trying to crack down on oregano smuggling.
MyrddinOtaku: Curious methods.
Tsunaido: Not so curious as how Kennedy planned on stopping that smuggling.
Tsunaido: With cats! That's how this whole thing got started.
MyrddinOtaku: A conspiracy?
Tsunaido: Well if it is only Castro knows the truth.
MyrddinOtaku: Potential multinational cooperation resulting in the death of a president and the continued existance of a ring intent on fueling gum with lethargic cats.
MyrddinOtaku: Fueling.
Tsunaido: It's all kinds of wacked out.
MyrddinOtaku: What kind of cats? Low sugar cats right?
MyrddinOtaku: Lethargic cats are the only solution.
Tsunaido: Who knows man! I mean it's not like they regulate that kind of stuff, the Wonka company's been using the cat loophole for years!
MyrddinOtaku: Maybe they'll stick some cat addon to a bill soon.
Tsunaido: Well I mean McCaine tried to but Kerry and the animatronic weasels totally shot him down.
Tsunaido: That's how he ended up a POW.
MyrddinOtaku: Kerry used his wife's ketchup empire to fund a lethargic cat ring which landed McCaine in a camp, interesting.
Tsunaido: And you know why JFK took that bullet?
Tsunaido: He was trying to crack down on oregano smuggling.
MyrddinOtaku: Curious methods.
Tsunaido: Not so curious as how Kennedy planned on stopping that smuggling.
Tsunaido: With cats! That's how this whole thing got started.
MyrddinOtaku: A conspiracy?
Tsunaido: Well if it is only Castro knows the truth.
MyrddinOtaku: Potential multinational cooperation resulting in the death of a president and the continued existance of a ring intent on fueling gum with lethargic cats.
MyrddinOtaku: Fueling.
Tsunaido: It's all kinds of wacked out.