True Friends
Hey look what I found when I was cleaning out my desk...
True Friends
When you are sad, I will get you drunk, and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whinning.
When you are sick stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
Remember: A friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body!