Hot Roommate Love

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Christopher Clarey, my beautiful, amazing roommate, was the one who brought me the gravy cheese fries. This perfect human being planned it all out. He was planning on getting them for me, for he knew I would love them. Love them enough to say 'oof.' He is amazing. Also, glorious. And probably hung like a horse. He is godly. I love him.

The only way he could be more amazing is if he made me iced tea.