Comments | gimmeuraliens: Fuck land! I'm on a boat, motherfucker!

gimmeuraliens

Fuck land! I'm on a boat, motherfucker!

Jun 12, 2009 09:42

All right! I'm finally on the ship! I now declare myself new Captain of the SS Haruhi II, any and all complaints about new management can be directed to Kyon, unless you're Tamaki! (In which case you can come direct to me!)

Also, Kyon... You didn't make bad time, but you were still two minutes late! That means a penalty!! You must walk the plank!! ( Read more... )

walk the plank!, kyon is stupid, that's captain haruhi to you!

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doubleppk June 12 2009, 00:58:24 UTC

Kyon... bungee jumping off a plank in kraken and shark infest waters. Well my day just got a whole load better.

gimmeuraliens June 12 2009, 00:59:41 UTC

Well, I did warn him.

doubleppk June 12 2009, 01:24:21 UTC

You did indeed. It was quite sporting of you. At least someone around here can stick to strict regimes.

gimmeuraliens June 12 2009, 01:25:30 UTC

Exactly! If you're not harsh, they'll never learn!

doubleppk June 12 2009, 07:50:27 UTC

Too true! It's the only way to deal with men!

gimmeuraliens June 12 2009, 07:56:41 UTC

I know, right? Kyon's always doing stupid things, so it's hard to keep him in line.

doubleppk June 12 2009, 08:08:47 UTC

Mm-hm. Sounds familar. Try tying him up to a doorknob by his tie. It still won't make him learn his lesson; leopards never change their spots but it might remind him when he's being a dog. <3 Unless he truly is as thick as most men.

gimmeuraliens June 12 2009, 08:12:25 UTC

That sounds like it might be a plan... I use his tie to drag him around most of the time anyway.

doubleppk June 12 2009, 08:21:01 UTC

Hm. ^_^ I must say I quite approve. They make the perfect leashes. :D Or you could invest in a stout pair of handcuffs and leave him in the rain until he learns to undo the locks!

gimmeuraliens June 12 2009, 08:22:24 UTC

Ah! Good thinking! I might try that next time I have to give out a penalty!

normalskeptic June 12 2009, 01:05:14 UTC

I'm glad you're enjoying this.

doubleppk June 12 2009, 01:22:12 UTC

Awww Kyon, you just need a little more excitement to shake off that dull exterior. Blood quickening, living on the edge. Girls love it you know~

normalskeptic June 12 2009, 01:28:02 UTC

I could find safer exciting things than bungee jumping into frigid waters. At least girls could see it and not hear me screaming.

doubleppk June 12 2009, 08:24:40 UTC

Yeah? What have you got in mind~? Maybe she'd you let you substitute for bungee jumping from the Crow's Nest! That way you'd serve as a warning to others. <3

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