111 - Backdated to Yesterday

[gimmethemap]

...I swear I'm not usually this absent-minded, but has anyone seen King Charles? It's occurring to me that I haven't seen him since before the flood.

[Private to West]

I'd like to talk to you in person, if you're feeling up to it.

[Private to JD]

You okay?

[Private to Dean Winchester]

This is probably gonna sound odd and feel free not to answer me if

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[possemagnet]

It's a really long story that you're not likely to believe anyway.

[gimmethemap]

I've seen a lot of crazy shit here, kiddo. You really can't surprise me at this point.

[possemagnet]

Alright.

Me and Sam. We hunt demons, vampires, changelings, werewolves, angry spirits the whole nine yards of 'evil lore.' Our Dad, he's here too, kinda recruited us into that shit when we were really young. I was only three- Sammy was an infant.

When Cas showed up on the scene so did two other angels Uriel and Zachariah, who told me, not asked me, that I was going to be the arch angel Michael's vessel. Problem is-- he needs consent to jump my bones. Mirror me gave him the 'roger that', I guess.

[gimmethemap]

I see.

So it wasn't just you with a stick up your ass.

[possemagnet]

Nope, from what I remember it was an angel hell-bent on punishment and consequence, and I don't think he liked people and socializing very much.

[gimmethemap]

Crazy.

So why was he a Warden whose job it was to turn everyone bad, then?

[possemagnet]

Partially? I think he likes pushing humans to their breaking points. He's jealous of us, of the fact his Daddy loved us? I dunno. All I know is that when he got in me hundreds of people probably died and he probably didn't give a shit.