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*Sits behind his desk, his hands steepled, listening calmly and quietly as a lackey explains just how someone managed to break into Pharazon's crypt and steal the body.*
*Once he's finished throws said lackey out of a second-storey window.*
*Lets rip with a string of colourful Adunaic obscenties before managing to calm himself down.*
Right. To do list:
*Scrape that icompetent fool off the paving stones.
*Hire a glazier to fix that window.
*Find out what the hell happened.
*Break the news to the rest of the family. FANTASTIC. I can't THINK of a better way to spend my Saturday.
*Once he's finished throws said lackey out of a second-storey window.*
*Lets rip with a string of colourful Adunaic obscenties before managing to calm himself down.*
Right. To do list:
*Scrape that icompetent fool off the paving stones.
*Hire a glazier to fix that window.
*Find out what the hell happened.
*Break the news to the rest of the family. FANTASTIC. I can't THINK of a better way to spend my Saturday.