"Gilmore vs.The Vixen Queen" , chapter 11
*suspensful music*
Announcer--"Our hero, Agent Gilmore, has been detained by the Chicago Fur-Con Police for smuggling, after they found contraband deodorant and soap in his luggage. The Vixen Queen, secretly in league with the police, watches from her lair with evil glee."
Vixen Queen--"Oh Mr. Chitters! It is truly exquisite watching them interrogate Mr. Gilmore, is it not?
Mr. Chitters--"Yes Mistress! The Right-Guard and Irish Spring we put in his luggage worked perfectly! Now, he will not be able to interfere with our agent's work within the convention! er, do you with butter on your popcorn, or just salt?"
Vixen Queen--"Just salt, Mr. Chitters. I have to watch my evil figure, you know! Speaking of Agent Quasi, how is he progressing with "Operation Stink"?"
Mr. Chitters--"All is going according to plan, Mistress! He should begin at any time!
*wringing her paws evil-ly*
Vixen Queen--"Good, Mr. Chitters! Good! Now let's sit back and watch them slap our heroic lion around some more, shall we?"
Mr. Chitters--"Oh yes! I love........MISTRESS! Look at the evil-monitor! Agent Gilmore has escaped!"
Vixen Queen--"WHAT??? BUT HOW?? Get me the Chicago office on the phone! Find him now! If he gets in the way, our plan will be ruined! Heads are going to ROLL for this!"
Announcer--"What has happened to Agent Gilmore? What will he do next? Will the Vixen Queen punish her Chicago minions severely? And what's more, will she have butter on her popcorn after all? All this and more in our next thrilling episode!!!"
Another announcer--"Coming up next on the Gilmore Network, it's comedy time in the kingdom with "King Brody and his Short Subjects", followed by "My Friend Lenny" on most of these stations.
*radio static crackling*
Announcer--"Our hero, Agent Gilmore, has been detained by the Chicago Fur-Con Police for smuggling, after they found contraband deodorant and soap in his luggage. The Vixen Queen, secretly in league with the police, watches from her lair with evil glee."
Vixen Queen--"Oh Mr. Chitters! It is truly exquisite watching them interrogate Mr. Gilmore, is it not?
Mr. Chitters--"Yes Mistress! The Right-Guard and Irish Spring we put in his luggage worked perfectly! Now, he will not be able to interfere with our agent's work within the convention! er, do you with butter on your popcorn, or just salt?"
Vixen Queen--"Just salt, Mr. Chitters. I have to watch my evil figure, you know! Speaking of Agent Quasi, how is he progressing with "Operation Stink"?"
Mr. Chitters--"All is going according to plan, Mistress! He should begin at any time!
*wringing her paws evil-ly*
Vixen Queen--"Good, Mr. Chitters! Good! Now let's sit back and watch them slap our heroic lion around some more, shall we?"
Mr. Chitters--"Oh yes! I love........MISTRESS! Look at the evil-monitor! Agent Gilmore has escaped!"
Vixen Queen--"WHAT??? BUT HOW?? Get me the Chicago office on the phone! Find him now! If he gets in the way, our plan will be ruined! Heads are going to ROLL for this!"
Announcer--"What has happened to Agent Gilmore? What will he do next? Will the Vixen Queen punish her Chicago minions severely? And what's more, will she have butter on her popcorn after all? All this and more in our next thrilling episode!!!"
Another announcer--"Coming up next on the Gilmore Network, it's comedy time in the kingdom with "King Brody and his Short Subjects", followed by "My Friend Lenny" on most of these stations.
*radio static crackling*