Mar 18, 2011 20:31
Dear Gretta Tompkins,
You are an amazing computer. I've had you not even for a year and still you amaze me. You run Photoshop, Illustrator, World of Warcraft, the internet, and music players all at once and barely hit 50% of ram usage. Why is this allowed?
I have been tempted to upgrade your memory from 6gigs to 14 just to see how amazing you'd be. I don't really have that kind of money, Gretta. Don't get too excited, but maybe if I save up.
Also, I think if you were a real human being, you'd probably be 40 years old. I don't know, it's just your personality, but your speed doesn't reflect that, just saying.
Anyways, I thought I'd write you a letter.
Thanks for existing, Gretta. Let's keep our happiness going! : )