Dear Ralph Nader
Ralph, bubbie, its not that we don't want an independent voice, candidate and party, we just don't want you distracting or obscuring the real ones. You are not "presidential material," so sit down, shut up and take the hint. Its like they dredge the swamp every four years so fucking Solomon Grundy can venture out, moaning about the corporations that are destroying the world and generally stink up the place. Intellectuals don't make good leaders, asshole. Learn from the previous mistakes and fuck off. You know, the Vonnegut way.
Gene
Gene