Have a great day at work!
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
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IN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
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IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
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IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
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IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
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IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
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IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
ETA: Real email sent today:
ATTENTION ALL ADMINISTRATION BUILDING STAFF
PLANT ALERT!!! PLANT ALERT!!!
This weekend the Plant Operations Team will be checking the building and any personal plants that are kept, maintained or otherwise groomed, loved and cared for by staff AND that are located in any atrium or other open area will be donated to the Largo Sanitation Department.
Please, at the end of the day, if you own such a plant, take him or her home to love and care for.
AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
*
IN PRISON....the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
*
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
*
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
*
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
*
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
*
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
*
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
ETA: Real email sent today:
ATTENTION ALL ADMINISTRATION BUILDING STAFF
PLANT ALERT!!! PLANT ALERT!!!
This weekend the Plant Operations Team will be checking the building and any personal plants that are kept, maintained or otherwise groomed, loved and cared for by staff AND that are located in any atrium or other open area will be donated to the Largo Sanitation Department.
Please, at the end of the day, if you own such a plant, take him or her home to love and care for.