I feel like a woman.
This morning we woke up around ten and started playing video games. That is, I woke up at ten and marched into the spare bedroom, noting how peaceful Jeremy looked before jumping up and down on the bed and declaring my foot itched, badly. I challange him to some PVP Dynasty Warriors, declaring I'd kick his ass and he tells me that girls can't beat boys at video games.
He was wrong.
I kicked his ass at every battlefield. I demolished his officers. I cornered him. I threw him into spikes. I mocked him when he died. Finally he turns and says to me, "I feel like a woman." YES! Bitch is lucky he didn't play me at tetris or bust-a-move, he'd have found out what it means to not even win one round. He is sleeping right now, so I will play WoW for a bit, maybe some PVP. It's not fun if I can't beat other people as well as mobs.
I am a dork, but at least I'm good at what I did. Oh yes, I pwned Jeremy. Maybe I should be wearing his pwn-star shirt instead of him. The best part will be later tonight at the party when I get to tell all the other dorks how I made him my bitch. Girls can't play video games my ass...
He was wrong.
I kicked his ass at every battlefield. I demolished his officers. I cornered him. I threw him into spikes. I mocked him when he died. Finally he turns and says to me, "I feel like a woman." YES! Bitch is lucky he didn't play me at tetris or bust-a-move, he'd have found out what it means to not even win one round. He is sleeping right now, so I will play WoW for a bit, maybe some PVP. It's not fun if I can't beat other people as well as mobs.
I am a dork, but at least I'm good at what I did. Oh yes, I pwned Jeremy. Maybe I should be wearing his pwn-star shirt instead of him. The best part will be later tonight at the party when I get to tell all the other dorks how I made him my bitch. Girls can't play video games my ass...