I was gonna rant about lee jeans, but...
I found out, today, that the reason I've been getting the 'crazys' calling me nonstop is because our gift card company put my private line on all 35 machines we rolled out. What this means is that of the 1000's of gift cards issued over the last 15-20 days, they all have my company name and my desk's direct phone number on them...
oh christ.
HELLO, SOMEONE GAVE ME YOUR STORE'S GIFT CARD FOR CHRISTMAS AND I DON'T WANNA BUY ANYTHING FROM YOU, GIMME MY CASH!
CUSTOMER SERVICE
CUSTOMER SERVICE, CUSTOMER SERVICE, CUSTOMER SERVICE (sung to exterminate by the Daleks)...
I help set up the accounts and maintain the physical machines. that's it. No money, no ability to play with the cards. I am help desk L1-3 all wrapped up in 1.
I am fubar and fuxored every way by tangentially today, and for the next few months/years I suspect.