[Where] Function room, The Honeybee Inn, Don Corneo's brothel.
[Who] ANY MEN ON THE SITE!!! Come and have some FUN!!
[When] Evening 'til extremely late.
[What] As Rude's best man, Reno finally throws him his bachelor party.
[Warnings] Sex, drugs, and roll 'n roll! Hmm... sexual stuff, obviously, language, alcohol, wild drunk men having a good time, weird and frightening stuff that should scare the other halves of whoever turns up, etc.
[Notes] Any guys on the site are more than welcome to come! The party was open invitation to any men who wanted to show up. Reno's not picky. ;)
The function hall seemed a lot smaller than it had done at first once it was filled with men, alcohol, and semi-naked chicks.
It had been a pretty plain room, as was the style of it, before, naturally, Reno Kiribani had used the Shin-Ra company's dime to decorate it for the occasion... and, of course, taking a whole day off work to do so. He had worked with the plain crimson walls, dark wood flooring, rich velvet purple drapes, and scarlet and black plush couches that were lined against the walls, and thrown in a few touches of his own.
Posters of naked chicks that looked like they'd been swiped straight out of a porn magazine adorned the walls, and a rather cheap-looking table with flecks of paint on it had been dragged in, a good one metre by five metres, completely covered in bottles of booze; beer, vodka, scotch, whiskey, brandy, alcopops, you name it, it was there. Music that varied between heavy rock and dance blasted from the band that had been set up at the far left of the room, most of the members of which were already drunk by now anyway, the vocalist's speech considerably slurred and the music without a rhythm guitar line as the female member who filled that role had left about ten minutes ago with one of the drunken lads from the party.
The room was hot and sweaty, filled with the bodies of men of various ages and stages of drunkenness, the host and groom themselves weaving around between them somewhere. Pretty girls dressed in skimpy black-and-gold striped bikinis and dresses and the like were flitting around, little blue wings clipped to the backs of their clothing, along with cute stingers on their extremely projected asses. They moved amongst the crowd, choosing either to entertain a group of them, or pick one male whose lap to sit on for a while, toying with his hair and clothing and whispering playful things in his ear.
The party had been going for a good few hours... and it didn't look like it would be stopping anytime soon.