Notes on Smallville
Clark Kent has no dick!
I mean FTW? Cloe has been fawning over him for six seasons and he still won't break her off any!
Lana's married to Lex (right?)
Loise is a bit of a bitch
and Cloe has stood by his side thru it all. She doesn't even rate a forehead kiss!
When is the man of steel going to lay the pipe of steel?
If I was Clark I would have put her on the cock rocket to Krypton a long time ago!
I mean FTW? Cloe has been fawning over him for six seasons and he still won't break her off any!
Lana's married to Lex (right?)
Loise is a bit of a bitch
and Cloe has stood by his side thru it all. She doesn't even rate a forehead kiss!
When is the man of steel going to lay the pipe of steel?
If I was Clark I would have put her on the cock rocket to Krypton a long time ago!