These holidays sucked
The Christmas holidays are a time for celebrating, reflecting on the past year, and getting drunk. But god has decided this Christmas season, Adam needed to:
1. Break his left pinkie toe on Christmas Eve.
2. Tear an abdominal muscle the day after Christmas
3. Get the Heather virus the week after Christmas.
4. Have his original 30GB Zune have a Y2K9 meltdown. Fuckin leap second
5. Wake up with a sore back on New Year's.
Woohoo! Thank god 2009 is finally here! It can't be worse than 08.
On a lighter note, I highly recommend those two new Natural pizzas from Pizza Hut. The ones with the whole wheat crust and actual tomato based pizza sauce, not that red colored high fructose corn syrup they normally throw on there. They are extremely filling, but have no trans fat. Since the thing has no HFCS in it, only sucrose, your body knows exactly when to tell you you're full by spiking your insulin levels 2 slices in. And since sucrose can be immediately burned for energy instead of being stored as fat, hopping on an exercise bike or lifting weights immediately afterwards will burn off more of the calories you just ingested. Its good stuff. Last night, me, my bro, and the Pear-Bear, got 2 mediums of these things. 3 of us combined barely managed to eat one of them. They are that frickin filling.
1. Break his left pinkie toe on Christmas Eve.
2. Tear an abdominal muscle the day after Christmas
3. Get the Heather virus the week after Christmas.
4. Have his original 30GB Zune have a Y2K9 meltdown. Fuckin leap second
5. Wake up with a sore back on New Year's.
Woohoo! Thank god 2009 is finally here! It can't be worse than 08.
On a lighter note, I highly recommend those two new Natural pizzas from Pizza Hut. The ones with the whole wheat crust and actual tomato based pizza sauce, not that red colored high fructose corn syrup they normally throw on there. They are extremely filling, but have no trans fat. Since the thing has no HFCS in it, only sucrose, your body knows exactly when to tell you you're full by spiking your insulin levels 2 slices in. And since sucrose can be immediately burned for energy instead of being stored as fat, hopping on an exercise bike or lifting weights immediately afterwards will burn off more of the calories you just ingested. Its good stuff. Last night, me, my bro, and the Pear-Bear, got 2 mediums of these things. 3 of us combined barely managed to eat one of them. They are that frickin filling.