So I was assaulted.......by a 4 year old
So first day back from Spring Break this week, I have to fix a touch monitor in a special ed room. I walk into the room and its apparently nap time. Lights are all off, some kids are asleep. I ask the teacher if I can turn the lights on. She says go ahead.
I sit down and put my hands on the keyboard. All of a sudden, from my left, I hear a scream ripped from the very bowels of hell. I'm talking banshee-level screeching. The kind that when you hear it, you're expecting death to come stampeding in, crushing everything in its path, and devour every soul it sees. I look over just in time to see a kid rushing at me, fist cocked back, screaming, whirling Dervish-style. He proceeds to hit me in my side, right underneath a rib.
"DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER!!!!!!! RRRRREREEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT*
*SPLAT*
He shat himself. I kick myself and the chair back, getting away from him and his shit-filled pants. Teacher rushes over, not making eye contact with him. Because if she does, its all over. She'll be yelling, "STOP!!!!", and all he'll hear is, "Who wants cake?"
I got a preschooler so angry at me, he shat himself. Just thought I'd share this info.
Also, I watched that new Four Horsemen DVD that came out this week. For fans of old school wrestling, this disc is a must have. Plus it has two things in it that I think pretty much everyone should see. First off, when they get to the Sid Vicious era of the Horsemen, they pretty much confirm what HBK said, Sid Vicious is the worst wrestler ever. He clashed with everyone in that stable. The best part of it though is this:
One night, Sid Vicious and Arn Anderson got into an argument over how much Sid Vicious sucked. There was an "altercation." Both men were hospitalized as a result of this "altercation." Arn Anderson underwent surgery to fix over 20 FUCKING STAB WOUNDS as a result of this "tussle." Ric Flair on the DVD when asked of this event, said the following: "Yeah that whole fight between them was just unnecessary." I was just like, "Damn, what a fucking badass." I mean your best friend gets stabbed 20 god damn times, normal people would have said Sid Vicious was "batshit fucking insane" or "a god damn homicidal maniac." Ric Flair though, "That was unnecessary."
Second part of the DVD that abolutely makes it an instant must buy for any fan of wrestling ever, two words: "My spot." That's damn right. Its not all in there, but sweet Jesus my little bro and I were fucking going crazy when he came on screen.
I sit down and put my hands on the keyboard. All of a sudden, from my left, I hear a scream ripped from the very bowels of hell. I'm talking banshee-level screeching. The kind that when you hear it, you're expecting death to come stampeding in, crushing everything in its path, and devour every soul it sees. I look over just in time to see a kid rushing at me, fist cocked back, screaming, whirling Dervish-style. He proceeds to hit me in my side, right underneath a rib.
"DON'T TOUCH MY COMPUTER!!!!!!! RRRRREREEEEEEEEAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*PFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT*
*SPLAT*
He shat himself. I kick myself and the chair back, getting away from him and his shit-filled pants. Teacher rushes over, not making eye contact with him. Because if she does, its all over. She'll be yelling, "STOP!!!!", and all he'll hear is, "Who wants cake?"
I got a preschooler so angry at me, he shat himself. Just thought I'd share this info.
Also, I watched that new Four Horsemen DVD that came out this week. For fans of old school wrestling, this disc is a must have. Plus it has two things in it that I think pretty much everyone should see. First off, when they get to the Sid Vicious era of the Horsemen, they pretty much confirm what HBK said, Sid Vicious is the worst wrestler ever. He clashed with everyone in that stable. The best part of it though is this:
One night, Sid Vicious and Arn Anderson got into an argument over how much Sid Vicious sucked. There was an "altercation." Both men were hospitalized as a result of this "altercation." Arn Anderson underwent surgery to fix over 20 FUCKING STAB WOUNDS as a result of this "tussle." Ric Flair on the DVD when asked of this event, said the following: "Yeah that whole fight between them was just unnecessary." I was just like, "Damn, what a fucking badass." I mean your best friend gets stabbed 20 god damn times, normal people would have said Sid Vicious was "batshit fucking insane" or "a god damn homicidal maniac." Ric Flair though, "That was unnecessary."
Second part of the DVD that abolutely makes it an instant must buy for any fan of wrestling ever, two words: "My spot." That's damn right. Its not all in there, but sweet Jesus my little bro and I were fucking going crazy when he came on screen.