samuel l. jackson + profanity + gore + boobs + snakes + all on a plane = i will bow to this movie

[gilespiles]

foy2010: SNAKES ON A PLANE!
foy2010: im going tonight at 10
CCgiles310: motherfuckin snakes on a motherfuckin plane!!
CCgiles310: i'm going tomorrow morning!
foy2010: sweeet

Comments

[thesleeplessgo]

you guys are so cute. oh, and roster foster gave me the okay to mack on foy. haha. ha.

but i think my days of drunken debauchery are over? i'm boring now.
very boring.
simply missing my renayiyay.

[gilespiles]

jump on that. make him your foy-toy. renee will be missed. and dont worry about being boring - you were only boring during your days of drunken debauchery.

[thesleeplessgo]

oh, how sweet of you to say that.
...seriously, though. i'm boring.

and i would "jump on that", but i think he's too cool/smart/badass for me?

[gilespiles]

dont let his glorious hair intimidate you. just as long as he knows that you're loose, you wont have trouble winning him over.

[thesleeplessgo]

does he know that i'm loose? am i loose?
these are questions that are meant to be answered only by the cultural aesthetes of our generation.

there's potential. i feel like an idiot whenever i talk to him and i haven't kissed him. wow.

...but weren't the same things said about gordon?

oh, dear. i guess that answers my second question.

[senor_fusion]

giles, drug this woman and swoon her to bed.

[gilespiles]

tried.

[thesleeplessgo]

i am not a swooning aficionado. no emotions, remember?

[gilespiles]

yeah, yeah. i remember. i dont buy it, but i remember.

[thesleeplessgo]

i will punch you.

[senor_fusion]

bullshit, tiny ineffectual fists.

[thesleeplessgo]

hey you

shut your mouth
i'll kick your ass.