Random Thoughts and Observations
I've noticed that white guys who listen to rap music a lot are most often douchebags.
And speaking of white, wannabe-rapper douchebags, why is it that so many girls are attracted to that type of guy? You know, the guy who always wears a baseball cap backwards or sideways, droops his pants, talks incessant "negro" slang . . . Those guys think they're so fuckin' cool, that, apparently, girls buy into their delusion. Or maybe the girls that go for that type of guy are actually female douchebags (which, I believe, is the snobby, stuck-up, preppy bitch). Or perhaps girls are just turned on by douchebaggery. I don't know. I'm baffled by it all.
It annoys the hell out of me when I'm watching a movie where the actors all have pearly white teeth, even if it totally goes against the characters they're portraying. For instance, homeless people. I don't know how many movies I've seen where there's a homeless guy who is dirty and unshaven, has matted hair, etc., yet his teeth are white and perfectly straight. Apparently in the movie world there's a fucking Santa Claus dentist that roams the streets at night fixing homeless people's teeth for free. Seriously, what the hell?
Lately I've been thinking a lot about bisexuality. I'm not "curious," I've just been thinking.
After spending 22 years inside my body, it seems I would have learned every inch of it by now. But I often look at myself in the mirror, see a freckle/mole and think, "Has that always been there?" And I honestly don't know the answer. I then freak out and look up the warning signs of melanoma.
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. It's perfectly okay for two people to meet at a bar or club and then go have anonymous sex. Yet it's illegal if you PAY that person for sex. Doesn't make sense to me. If you've got a hot body and you're desired, why give it away for free?
And speaking of white, wannabe-rapper douchebags, why is it that so many girls are attracted to that type of guy? You know, the guy who always wears a baseball cap backwards or sideways, droops his pants, talks incessant "negro" slang . . . Those guys think they're so fuckin' cool, that, apparently, girls buy into their delusion. Or maybe the girls that go for that type of guy are actually female douchebags (which, I believe, is the snobby, stuck-up, preppy bitch). Or perhaps girls are just turned on by douchebaggery. I don't know. I'm baffled by it all.
It annoys the hell out of me when I'm watching a movie where the actors all have pearly white teeth, even if it totally goes against the characters they're portraying. For instance, homeless people. I don't know how many movies I've seen where there's a homeless guy who is dirty and unshaven, has matted hair, etc., yet his teeth are white and perfectly straight. Apparently in the movie world there's a fucking Santa Claus dentist that roams the streets at night fixing homeless people's teeth for free. Seriously, what the hell?
Lately I've been thinking a lot about bisexuality. I'm not "curious," I've just been thinking.
After spending 22 years inside my body, it seems I would have learned every inch of it by now. But I often look at myself in the mirror, see a freckle/mole and think, "Has that always been there?" And I honestly don't know the answer. I then freak out and look up the warning signs of melanoma.
I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. It's perfectly okay for two people to meet at a bar or club and then go have anonymous sex. Yet it's illegal if you PAY that person for sex. Doesn't make sense to me. If you've got a hot body and you're desired, why give it away for free?