Having been violated numerous times by frisky, unwashed Rohirrim -- none of which were Theo, to my great misfortune -- I am reminded of only one fact:
I hate ringwraiths. :D
Became a father. Not that anyone noticed.
They've named her Furry Eru
Furueru, and I am entirely insignificant to all of them except when they feel like raping or torturing something.
Yep. Cue angst.