This is all I is going to update from now on...surGAYs!!
1. Look around the room you're in. What would be the most effective weapon?
I could easily say my AZN knives...or my cuticle clippers...but I'm gonna have to go with my snake
2. There's a stain on your clothing. I know it. What's it from?
LOVE STAINS! I do a lot of loving towards myself...and by myself :(
3. What's the most terrible song you've got on your computer?
I was looking through it and I'm not quite sure...but if I had to pick it would be "King of Pain" by The Police
4. You like it, don't you?
Fuck yes...! 80s had the best music
5. What's the last thing you broke on purpose?
My work phone/radio. I got pissed at work and I punted that shit and it broke into 3 pieces :)
6. Do you collect anything "unconventional"?
Do venereal diseases count as "unconventional"??
7. Oh my God, what's that thing behind you?
A naked midget with clown paint humping leprechaun playing solitaire
8. You looked, didn't you?
FUCK!! YOU GOT ME THERE!!
9. What word always makes you laugh, regardless of context?
baba ganoush...lol -- like when someone says "you smell like baba ganoush"
10. Whose face makes you laugh?
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords and Napoleon Dynamite
11. Do you prefer the smell of paper or plastic?
Paper smells when you burn it?? Paper bags with dooky inside it smells :)
12. What is the most attractive letter?
It has actually taken me 15 minutes to think about this and I just don't fucking know
13. What is the most homosexual number (single digit)?
"3" it looks like a butt
14. Make up a new word. Right now. Give it a nice, detailed definition and use it in a sentence.
Drunkening: The process of becoming drunken, this would be gerund form of the pseudo-verb "To Drunken".
The bartender told me I was late for my drunkening.
15. Choose 5 things that you think should be legal, or illegal.
Slapping people for being ignorant - LEGAL
Running old people drivers off the road - LEGAL
Kicking your boss in the balls just because - LEGAL
Me and Hillary Duff - LEGAL
Metrosexuals - ILLEGAL
16. Which of your scars is your favorite?
I have too many scars...there's on my knuckle in left hand from a fight
17. Is there a word or phrase floating through your head right now?
"Whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, or 50 fat chicks for a thousand bucks...What!? Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!"
FUNNY/NOT A LAUGHING MATTER:
18. Old people falling down:
FUNNY!
19. Jesus jokes:
HILLLLLLARIOUS!
20. Dead baby jokes:
LMAO!!
22. Kids getting knocked down by big dogs:
Nah...
23. Trent Reznor's (Nine inch Nails) lyrics:
OK
24. People getting voluntary cosmetic surgery that leaves them looking disfigured like an animal:
HAHAHAHAHA!
25. The guy who smoked dust, cut off pieces of his face and fed them to his dogs (true story):
I gotta go sleepy now :)
I could easily say my AZN knives...or my cuticle clippers...but I'm gonna have to go with my snake
2. There's a stain on your clothing. I know it. What's it from?
LOVE STAINS! I do a lot of loving towards myself...and by myself :(
3. What's the most terrible song you've got on your computer?
I was looking through it and I'm not quite sure...but if I had to pick it would be "King of Pain" by The Police
4. You like it, don't you?
Fuck yes...! 80s had the best music
5. What's the last thing you broke on purpose?
My work phone/radio. I got pissed at work and I punted that shit and it broke into 3 pieces :)
6. Do you collect anything "unconventional"?
Do venereal diseases count as "unconventional"??
7. Oh my God, what's that thing behind you?
A naked midget with clown paint humping leprechaun playing solitaire
8. You looked, didn't you?
FUCK!! YOU GOT ME THERE!!
9. What word always makes you laugh, regardless of context?
baba ganoush...lol -- like when someone says "you smell like baba ganoush"
10. Whose face makes you laugh?
Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords and Napoleon Dynamite
11. Do you prefer the smell of paper or plastic?
Paper smells when you burn it?? Paper bags with dooky inside it smells :)
12. What is the most attractive letter?
It has actually taken me 15 minutes to think about this and I just don't fucking know
13. What is the most homosexual number (single digit)?
"3" it looks like a butt
14. Make up a new word. Right now. Give it a nice, detailed definition and use it in a sentence.
Drunkening: The process of becoming drunken, this would be gerund form of the pseudo-verb "To Drunken".
The bartender told me I was late for my drunkening.
15. Choose 5 things that you think should be legal, or illegal.
Slapping people for being ignorant - LEGAL
Running old people drivers off the road - LEGAL
Kicking your boss in the balls just because - LEGAL
Me and Hillary Duff - LEGAL
Metrosexuals - ILLEGAL
16. Which of your scars is your favorite?
I have too many scars...there's on my knuckle in left hand from a fight
17. Is there a word or phrase floating through your head right now?
"Whore yourself out to a thousand fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece, or 50 fat chicks for a thousand bucks...What!? Fat chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!"
FUNNY/NOT A LAUGHING MATTER:
18. Old people falling down:
FUNNY!
19. Jesus jokes:
HILLLLLLARIOUS!
20. Dead baby jokes:
LMAO!!
22. Kids getting knocked down by big dogs:
Nah...
23. Trent Reznor's (Nine inch Nails) lyrics:
OK
24. People getting voluntary cosmetic surgery that leaves them looking disfigured like an animal:
HAHAHAHAHA!
25. The guy who smoked dust, cut off pieces of his face and fed them to his dogs (true story):
I gotta go sleepy now :)