Dear Santa!
Dear Santa:
I've been totally good this year, so you better fucking Stand and Deliver. You have my list...Make that shit happen, fat man. Don't be trying the old "here's some socks" crap this year. That ain't gonna fly. And if you can't get that list of goodies done, then I best see this waiting for me under the tree:
Love ya!
- Me
PS: Seriously, get to work dammit.
PSS: And no funny business. You damn well know this isn't what I mean:
I've been totally good this year, so you better fucking Stand and Deliver. You have my list...Make that shit happen, fat man. Don't be trying the old "here's some socks" crap this year. That ain't gonna fly. And if you can't get that list of goodies done, then I best see this waiting for me under the tree:
Love ya!
- Me
PS: Seriously, get to work dammit.
PSS: And no funny business. You damn well know this isn't what I mean: