i don't even know what blood type i am

[gilbertsgrape]

i know something that would significantly cut back on health care costs. we need to invent a virus detection program for ourselves. just like you run norton or symantec on your computer, you could put a few drops of blood in to a device that hooks up to your computer to check your levels of nutrition and see if you've picked up any viruses.

Comments

[haitch]

version 2.0 now does HIV for $49.99

[haitch]

a home pregnancy test but for aids would be good too maybe i dont know

[haitch]

and one for ebola, if you begin bleeding out of every orifice, take the test

[haitch]

and one for that virus in 28 days later

[haitch]

"i don't have a cold, but i've got the rage."

[tararee]

I'm not sure how much zombies would be interested in self-administered blood tests.

[gilbertsgrape]

haha, a conversation between haitches