My mom just made me cry -- I mean really ball -- for the first time in aeons... Why does she make me feel so guilty when I am trying to help her?
ETA: Too effing tired for a cut...
You Are Scooter
Brainy and knowledgable, you are the perfect sidekick.
You're always willing to lend a helping hand.
In any big event or party, you're the one who keeps things going.
"15 seconds to showtime!"
The Muppet Personality Test