Apr 09, 2005 05:05
Subject: The HAIRY ZOMBIES in the TORTURE CHAMBER and Other Business.
From: Mr. RED, BLOOD Supervisor
To: All Employees of STICKY SNAKE Inc.
It has come to my SLIMY attention that the TORTURE CHAMBER has been QUICKLY RAN WITH with HAIRY ZOMBIES. I am tired of dealing with SMELLY employees and their HAIRY ZOMBIES. The TORTURE CHAMBER is meant for DYING. It is not a RAT room.
On a more ROTTEN note, I would like to KILL all of you for the GORY work you all did on the BLACK BOTTLE account. You should all be MESSILY MURDERED.
Also, be sure to welcome JOSIAH, the newest member of the KNIFE department. They will be a HORRIBLE BLADE to our family.
SLOWLY Yours,
Mr. RED, BLOOD Supervisor.