There are liars, and there are damned liars, and then there are people who work(ed?) for Chris Christie.
Here's da boss reading his aides the riot act:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3TPmiAnkAs "The price you pay for failing to lie convincingly on my behalf, I collect your fucking head... just like this fucker here."
Okay, he did manage to lose a lot of weight for this scene. Apologies for the fuzzy video quality, that was not my work, I just linked the shortest file of this scene that I found.
Ironically, this speech seems to work just as well as an analog for Chris Cree.