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Mar 23, 2012 10:32

I swear Tumblr is the worst website in the world. It's the new Myspace, you guys. I see a post and click on the user and suddenly

HOW BA-AH-AH-AD CAN I BE

blasting on my computer.

Now I know what it sounds like. I wasn't planning on getting spoiled for any of the songs for The Lorax until I watched the movie, Tumblr. I already got spoiled for everything else. Thank you, Tumblr.

But anyway all the Once-ler love on my dash is making me nostalgic for the Horton Hears a Who fandom on deviantART. Which makes me feel old. Oh, and speaking of the Once-ler, fuck you Hollywood for his design. You knew exactly what you were doing when you rebooted his character and damn it I know I'm going to fall for it really hard once I see the movie just like every other teen girl in existence. It's only a matter of time. It's already started. The whole fandom's like a cult for just him. Nobody gives a shit about the other characters and it's both hilarious and kinda scary at the same time.

Personally, I can't wait till they do the exact same thing with The Sneetches or something. Or Mr. Brown Can Moo. Somebody out there needs to make a chart or something. Hollywood's Backup Formula for Instant Teen Girl Fandom Just in Case the Movie Itself Sucks.

I hate myself right now because I just know The Once-ler going to be the only thing I like about this movie. I also know that I will probably dislike the movie itself. I'm already sure the 1971 cartoon is immensely better from what I've seen.

See? Now I'm judging things prematurely.

God I am such a bitch today.




Also eughh villain rap songs. Is that going to be an trend now? Is that literally the only way we can differentiate ourselves from the Disney-style villain songs now? How Bad Can I Be isn't bad or anything but c'moooooon.

the lorax or just the onceler because yo, what is this i don't even, lulz

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