Stop this crazy train I want off.
So today I was out volunteering at the zoo. Signed up to do feederwatch and went with a bunch of other volunteers over there to watch the birds for a while.
A red tailed hawk came flying over after a while and all the birds up and left, so we sat down and chatted during the time before our next assignment. Good. Perfect. Wonderful.
And then this random lady comes up to us and tells us she's a former Docent, and then proceeds to recount how she was at the Tapir exhibit and saw one of the Tapirs giving the other cunnilingus and how it was disgusting.
And then she left without saying anything else. And then I had to explain to the rest of the teens, who are my age by the way, what cunnilingus was. And fellatio.
EDIT: Is is bad that the part that worries me about this whole incident is that I was the only one who knew this stuff? I need to cut down on my Internets.
A red tailed hawk came flying over after a while and all the birds up and left, so we sat down and chatted during the time before our next assignment. Good. Perfect. Wonderful.
And then this random lady comes up to us and tells us she's a former Docent, and then proceeds to recount how she was at the Tapir exhibit and saw one of the Tapirs giving the other cunnilingus and how it was disgusting.
And then she left without saying anything else. And then I had to explain to the rest of the teens, who are my age by the way, what cunnilingus was. And fellatio.
EDIT: Is is bad that the part that worries me about this whole incident is that I was the only one who knew this stuff? I need to cut down on my Internets.