Lets Go To The Mall!
I'm all better!!!!!!! YAY!!!!
I had a really great day yesterday. First mom and I went grocery shopping at 8 because I was suffering from gotta-get-the-hell-outta-hereatois . It was really nice shopping without a lot of people around. I'm not much of a crowd fan unless I feel really manic and i love everyone in this place-ish.
We finished shopping so we came home . We had this big plan to go to Imly City, which is a town about an hour from us, to go window shopping and look in at a ton of cute shops. Which was something we were going to do on Friday but I was too sick to accompany mom on a doctor visit there.
Anyway we get home and I grab the mail. There is a lovely letter from my insurance company saying that they will not be paying for anything I did in January , so hahaha. (They were kind enough to drop me at the end of December and not tell me tell February. ) this made mom freak out and call a bunch of people. Which lead to the it's Monday not Sunday bit of hilarity. Throughout the day she would turn to me and say "I cannot believe I thought it was Monday!" . Good times.
So we go out to breakfast and shes still shocked that its Sunday. Shes also worried about her shirt which is VERY nice and a bit low cut. Apparently god hates me so much that he's made my mothers boobs grow just to mock me. Because really thats what we all want to hear about. How huge our mothers boobs are. At the breakfast table. Food was ok. Its been better. I started a trend though,. This kid saw that i like to dunk my sausage in maple syrup and he did the same thing. I felt all proud like.
Then mom decided she wanted to go to a local sort of everything store called Big Lots and my back and feet started to hurt. It got worse and worse throughout the day. My feet sort of decided to become huge for no reason and my pinky toe was rubbing my sock and part of the shoe and so that was ... painful. And I guess in Big Lots I got a muscle spaz. anyway mom HAD to go to The Goodwill to look for a pair of black slacks before we left so I went to sit in the car.
However a good 30 minutes later she had yet to vacate the store so I boldly went in .. to find her with a handful of clothing none of which were a pair of black slacks.
. I was forced to sit on a couch next to a demon monkey doll from hell while she tried on clothes. It was one of those creepy toys from the 70's. It LOOKED INTO MY SOUL. I KID YOU NOT. I got real life shudders. The terror by toy did not stop there. Oh no. Goodwill is the place where creepy toys come after they have killed their latest family. Its the place for them to rest and get picked up by some new sucker. Besides the demon monkey there was a sort of .. teddy/monkey that clearly went with the demon. I wouldn't look at it full on so I cannot give a proper description. There was also a thing I named Nipplet. A cat thing with these round pink plastic circles on it its back. They looked like nipples. Nipplet was in fact NOT a toy. At least thats what the tag sticking out of its ass informed me. What it was I have no idea. I'm guessing massager of some kind. And then there was the Chow Chow of death. It was a Beanie Baby sort of thing with these yellow orange eyes of hate. And oddly enough the bottoms of its paws were gold and glittery. But that was the only spot on the thing where this glitter fabric was found. I was quite perplexed. And scared of course. When I left the store Nipplet was being picked up by a woman . I suspect she doesn't have long to live. We should have a moment of silence for her and whoever she might bring down with her.
Moment over.
After the horror of the so called "Goodwill" mom got it in her head to scrap Imly City and go to the mall. By the time we hit Oxford (one of the towns in between Lapper and the mall) My back would not stop being a cruel evil meanie so we went to the urgent care there. I got a shot of Valium and my mother upon seeing me in my weakened state pounced! By the time we left I had to awesome pigtail braids. I was rocking a full on Wednesday Adams/Pippie Longstalking/ enter your favorite person with braids.. I kind of loved it. When we went in it was grey outside but warm. When we came out it was snowing and fucking HAILING. I hate you Matt Damon. So much. Oddly enough we still went on to the mall. My toes I should mention were still very painful but i was to high to really notice. I was more interested in how the hail sounded with the Dr. Horrible soundtrack. Rather interesting in case anyone wants to know. It sounds better with Panic! At The Disco. (Whose new cd is something I MUST have. )
So we went to the mall and i was forced to try on clothing. Which was surprisingly fun until i got stuck in the one dress. There were layers underneath and they got bunched up so.. its a short story but I'm to embarrassed to talk about it. I got a few new things for my trip to visit Usakeh (the thingy that lets you put peoples names in is not working) . By the time I finished trying things on The Magic Valium was starting to wear off and the intense pain in my feet was returning. I manged to get mom to pop into the bra store where my friend Ashely works . She was not there but my mom decided it was time to make me suffer by spending FOREVER trying on bras. So that was fun. After an eternity I was allowed to limp to the car.
This is the part of my post dedicated to a rant. WHEN YOU BUMP SOMEONE AND THEY SAY SORRY ITS NICE TO REPLY . I know I said it loud enough because several people looked at me.
That was my rant.
To finish an awesome day off We went to dinner where we ordered more food then we have room in our fridge for. Oh and I watched some Conan's i missed and Vennessa Hudgen gave Coco this hat that looks like a cat or ewok and its fantastic
He was adorable.
I had a really great day yesterday. First mom and I went grocery shopping at 8 because I was suffering from gotta-get-the-hell-outta-hereatois . It was really nice shopping without a lot of people around. I'm not much of a crowd fan unless I feel really manic and i love everyone in this place-ish.
We finished shopping so we came home . We had this big plan to go to Imly City, which is a town about an hour from us, to go window shopping and look in at a ton of cute shops. Which was something we were going to do on Friday but I was too sick to accompany mom on a doctor visit there.
Anyway we get home and I grab the mail. There is a lovely letter from my insurance company saying that they will not be paying for anything I did in January , so hahaha. (They were kind enough to drop me at the end of December and not tell me tell February. ) this made mom freak out and call a bunch of people. Which lead to the it's Monday not Sunday bit of hilarity. Throughout the day she would turn to me and say "I cannot believe I thought it was Monday!" . Good times.
So we go out to breakfast and shes still shocked that its Sunday. Shes also worried about her shirt which is VERY nice and a bit low cut. Apparently god hates me so much that he's made my mothers boobs grow just to mock me. Because really thats what we all want to hear about. How huge our mothers boobs are. At the breakfast table. Food was ok. Its been better. I started a trend though,. This kid saw that i like to dunk my sausage in maple syrup and he did the same thing. I felt all proud like.
Then mom decided she wanted to go to a local sort of everything store called Big Lots and my back and feet started to hurt. It got worse and worse throughout the day. My feet sort of decided to become huge for no reason and my pinky toe was rubbing my sock and part of the shoe and so that was ... painful. And I guess in Big Lots I got a muscle spaz. anyway mom HAD to go to The Goodwill to look for a pair of black slacks before we left so I went to sit in the car.
However a good 30 minutes later she had yet to vacate the store so I boldly went in .. to find her with a handful of clothing none of which were a pair of black slacks.
. I was forced to sit on a couch next to a demon monkey doll from hell while she tried on clothes. It was one of those creepy toys from the 70's. It LOOKED INTO MY SOUL. I KID YOU NOT. I got real life shudders. The terror by toy did not stop there. Oh no. Goodwill is the place where creepy toys come after they have killed their latest family. Its the place for them to rest and get picked up by some new sucker. Besides the demon monkey there was a sort of .. teddy/monkey that clearly went with the demon. I wouldn't look at it full on so I cannot give a proper description. There was also a thing I named Nipplet. A cat thing with these round pink plastic circles on it its back. They looked like nipples. Nipplet was in fact NOT a toy. At least thats what the tag sticking out of its ass informed me. What it was I have no idea. I'm guessing massager of some kind. And then there was the Chow Chow of death. It was a Beanie Baby sort of thing with these yellow orange eyes of hate. And oddly enough the bottoms of its paws were gold and glittery. But that was the only spot on the thing where this glitter fabric was found. I was quite perplexed. And scared of course. When I left the store Nipplet was being picked up by a woman . I suspect she doesn't have long to live. We should have a moment of silence for her and whoever she might bring down with her.
Moment over.
After the horror of the so called "Goodwill" mom got it in her head to scrap Imly City and go to the mall. By the time we hit Oxford (one of the towns in between Lapper and the mall) My back would not stop being a cruel evil meanie so we went to the urgent care there. I got a shot of Valium and my mother upon seeing me in my weakened state pounced! By the time we left I had to awesome pigtail braids. I was rocking a full on Wednesday Adams/Pippie Longstalking/ enter your favorite person with braids.. I kind of loved it. When we went in it was grey outside but warm. When we came out it was snowing and fucking HAILING. I hate you Matt Damon. So much. Oddly enough we still went on to the mall. My toes I should mention were still very painful but i was to high to really notice. I was more interested in how the hail sounded with the Dr. Horrible soundtrack. Rather interesting in case anyone wants to know. It sounds better with Panic! At The Disco. (Whose new cd is something I MUST have. )
So we went to the mall and i was forced to try on clothing. Which was surprisingly fun until i got stuck in the one dress. There were layers underneath and they got bunched up so.. its a short story but I'm to embarrassed to talk about it. I got a few new things for my trip to visit Usakeh (the thingy that lets you put peoples names in is not working) . By the time I finished trying things on The Magic Valium was starting to wear off and the intense pain in my feet was returning. I manged to get mom to pop into the bra store where my friend Ashely works . She was not there but my mom decided it was time to make me suffer by spending FOREVER trying on bras. So that was fun. After an eternity I was allowed to limp to the car.
This is the part of my post dedicated to a rant. WHEN YOU BUMP SOMEONE AND THEY SAY SORRY ITS NICE TO REPLY . I know I said it loud enough because several people looked at me.
That was my rant.
To finish an awesome day off We went to dinner where we ordered more food then we have room in our fridge for. Oh and I watched some Conan's i missed and Vennessa Hudgen gave Coco this hat that looks like a cat or ewok and its fantastic
He was adorable.