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[gigi_tastic]

 ok so i am now officially addicted to supernatural. and i have a few words to say on the matter of people in horror movies/ showes

Gigi's Rules For Survival

1.  NEVER EVER EVER go into a place you think is haunted. NEVER. 
2.  NEVER EVER EVER SPLIT UP.
3. .NEVER SAY WHATS THE WORST THAT CAN / COULD HAPPEN? .
4. WHEN YOUR CAR DIES AT NIGHT STAY IN IT. EVEN IF YOU SEE A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS. STAY IN THAT FUCKING CAR. LOCK YOUR DOORS, GET LOW AS POSSIBLE/ AWAY FROM DOORS AND WINDOWS AS YOU CAN AND HAVE SOME WEAPONS. EVEN IF SOMEONE COMES TO KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND OFFERS YOU HELP STAY IN THE CAR. ESPECIALLY THEN. YOU WAIT TELL MORNING. AND BY MORNING I MEAN SUNNY SUN SUN.ALSO FOR THAT MATTER I BRING YOU NUMBER 5:
5. DONT HELP SOMEONE WHOSE STUCK ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AN ABSOLUTELY NO HITCHHIKING. THA MEANS YOU DONT DO IT AND YOU DONT PICK UP EPOPLE WHO DO. NO MATTER HOW PRETTY THE GIRL IS!
6. DONT GO INTO THE DARK CREEPY FOREST.
7. WHEN YOUR IN A ROOM ALONE AND YOU HEAR A NOISE DONT SAY "HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE?"  BECAUSE CHANCES ARE SOMETHINGS IN THE ROOM AND IT WILL KILL YOU. instead make sure you have weapons on hand in all rooms with easy acess and if you ever go anywhere remotely scary ,though i dont know why you would as i told you NOT TO, carry sevral. in fact carry a weapon around at all times. more so at night or when your alone.
8.   NEVER RECITE / PREFORM SPELLS/ CALL UPON SOMETHING/DO ANYTHING THAT YOU THINK MIGHT BRING SOMETHING BAD ABOUT.(this includes watching videos. and playing board games) YOUR GONNA GET KILLED. or at the very least your gonna unleash something that will trash your place.
9. NEVER EVER EVER stop somewhere creepy looking like the Bates Motel or anywhere thats vaguely Deliverance-esq
10. NEVER EVER FOLLOW CREEPY OLD WOMEN WHO APPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE IN A GRAVEYARD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, DRESSED IN ALL BLACK ,WHO DONT SPEAK TO YO BUT JUST BECKON.. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR BEING HUNTED DOWN LIKE A BERKIN BAG ON BLACK FRIDAY.(i'm looking at you harry potter) *note this goes for anyone creepy looking in general who mysteriously shows up or offers help .remember  people CONSTANT VIGILANCE!*
11.  DON'T PARK YOUR CAR SOMEWHERE TO MAKE OUT..JUST DON'T.  unless that place is a well lit area with lots of other people around.... however it might just be a good idea not to make out in the car unless its in broad day light. or you know.. not at all. go somewhere safe.. like a bunker . filled with demon/evil fighting tools. and snacks. maybe abiance stuff like music.. a few throw rugs.. a nice sofa .. you know what i'll let you talk that out with your decorator. 
12. WHEN IT GETS REALLY QUITE ... RUN.
13. there is no shame in letting your friends die. ok maybe there is but theres no shame in saving yourself so that you may go back better equipped. because really your just useless when your dead.
14. If your a blonde.. get your ass a weapon. For some reason you girls drop like flys......
15.  AVOID PARKING GARAGES.
16. NEVER EVER INVITE SOMEONE INTO YOUR HOUSE AFTER DARK. what you do is if you you know them you open the door and stay far away from them so you wont be grabbed but close enough to seem casual. you may  do a hand gesture or something vague when they ask to be let in. IT HAS TO BE REALLY VAGUE. best yet try not to use words AT ALL.  make sure you can see the person speaking before opening the door. so this means installing realllllyy bright lioghts by your door./on your porch/stoop whatever.*note  its really best just to keep the door bolted shut . only open it if it looks like the person you know but have a weapon near by like a gun.. or a mace. swords are good too especially if they come in cane form. perhaps you could rig a small bucket to stand above your door to fall down on anyone who knocks and you can fill it with holy water. this might be effective..  also no matter your beliefs it might be best to have a cross near you at all times.  three in fact. one silver one wooden and one made of iron. a wooden one can quickly become a stake if necessary. and there are some creatures who fear iron plus it makes a hefty weapon! have the edges pointy and sharp. the silver ones just nice and shiny.*
17. invest in a panic room (like joide foster? gilmore girls ftw!) make sure its well stocked..
18. DONT EVER APROCH A CREEPY LOOKING KID. EVER.
19. W AVOID WOMEN IN WHITE SORT OF NIGHTGOWNY DRESSES ESPECIALLY IF THEY ARE PALE AND HAVE DARK HAIR.  IF YOU CAN HEAR THEM SPEAK (which means your too close anyway) AND THEY SOUND CRAZY GET AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN! specifically if the stars are singing to them.
20. AVOID CREEPY LOOKING DOLLS. 

i have more but i want to go back to watching supernatural. i'm almost finished with season 1

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