Attack of the Rice Monster
ehhhhhhhhhhh. i feel awful. stupid tummy. i have felt sick all day. i thought it was because i ate brownies for breakfast but it turns out that wasnt the case. to make a rather boring story short i've been throwing up so i asked mom to make me rice in the rice cooker.. she put to much rice in and now my rice overflow-ith. so yah. i have a lot of rice. and no helpful Asian children to eat it. thats not racist but a long running family joke. my cousins Andrew and Ashley cannot have a meal without rice. or they used to. this vist they were ok without the rice. but last time we were making huge pots every other day. so yah
hmm something more interesting.. Sookie Stackhouse is a slut of the highest kind. i've been reading the books and dear god shes with someone new in each one i've read. true i dont have each book but i still read in order as best as i can. like i skip one or three books. also i'm loving how different the characters in the books are compared to the show. before the show i had read mmm 3 of the books in completely random order so i knew some stuff but not much
ok so first shes with Bill. then sort of with Alcie . then shes boinking Eric while he's lost his memory (which i find hilarious. oh amnesiac! Eric i love your crazyness. wearing walmart clothes and asking Sookie why her brother allows her to work...... perfection)
then shes macking on Sam. then shes doing this weretiger Quinn..... who she breaks up with and thats where i stopped. some part of me ( a kinda huge part) wants to be violently ill when i read them ( i'm sorry but there only so much southern sweetness i can take. )i want to stop but i'm sucked in.
hmm something more interesting.. Sookie Stackhouse is a slut of the highest kind. i've been reading the books and dear god shes with someone new in each one i've read. true i dont have each book but i still read in order as best as i can. like i skip one or three books. also i'm loving how different the characters in the books are compared to the show. before the show i had read mmm 3 of the books in completely random order so i knew some stuff but not much
ok so first shes with Bill. then sort of with Alcie . then shes boinking Eric while he's lost his memory (which i find hilarious. oh amnesiac! Eric i love your crazyness. wearing walmart clothes and asking Sookie why her brother allows her to work...... perfection)
then shes macking on Sam. then shes doing this weretiger Quinn..... who she breaks up with and thats where i stopped. some part of me ( a kinda huge part) wants to be violently ill when i read them ( i'm sorry but there only so much southern sweetness i can take. )i want to stop but i'm sucked in.