ok so its here!!!!!!!! the second Sunnydale Singles entry. Tonights subject, that loveable ex- ecil mastermind with a heart of gold and a way with a lightsaber.... ANDREW WELLS! this post is dedicated to my AMAZING EPIC WONDERFUL HELL-A COOL (COOLER THEN SPOCK AND JAMES BOND COMBINED!!!) dontgetanyolder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she also made these AAWESOME BANNERS !!!! she is by far the most amazing person I have ever met. really . she kicks elmo's ass.
Name: Andrew Wells Date of Birth: 10/25/82
I am: Single Gender: Male Looking for: The Princess Leila to my Hans Solo.
Religion: Church of the Jedi
Employment: Battling the forces of evil. I used to be an evil genius but now I use my powers for good. Also, I have my own paper route.
Likes: Timothy Dalton (The only Bond!), Spike (He is so cool!), Scully (She wants me so bad!), storytelling, Hot Pockets, Star Trek (Spock all the way!).
Dislikes: bullies, knives, the First, my older brother Tucker, Romulans, Tribbles.
How would you describe yourself? : I am a man with a dark past on the rocky road to redemption.
What is the perfect date to you? : Umm… well… I would save the damsel (with a heaving bosom) from a vicious Vampyre. I would whisk her away to my mom’s basement, my stronghold, where we would have romantic dinner of Meatball Hot Pockets, juice boxes, fettuccine alfredo (fancy!) whilst watching The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, by a roaring fire. The kind damsel would be so overcome by my coolness that she would let me get to second base. Yah. Second base.
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We are not to be held responsible if your date is a vampire, demon, and/or if you are used in a ritual sacrifice. We are not liable for any maiming, loss of limbs, transfiguration, and/or deaths. We do not give refunds.