Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: S4 AU
Pairings: Rachel/Valentino (dog), Rachel/Brody, implied Kurt/Blaine + Valentino
Warnings: Bestiality
Summary: Rachel's dog, Valentino, gets his bitch Rachel pregnant. The characters are based on this previous story by an anon author -
Sit, Stay, Bend Over. A/N - This was a cracky fill to a GKM
prompt. It's probably not what the OP had in mind but I couldn't get past the reality that people can't have puppies so this idea was born instead. I absolutely loved the original story that this prompt was based on and I meant no disrespect to the OP of this prompt when I took it in a ludicris direction.
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March
Valentino couldn’t help but strut around the apartment, knowing that his bitch was pregnant. He could smell the change in her since the last time he knotted her yesterday morning, proud to know before she did that she was carrying a litter.
His bitch’s pet, Brody, patted him on the head and told him he was a good dog. Of course he was a good dog. His bitch was still lying on the floor where’d he’d left her in the room with the loud talking box. He didn’t bother waiting around to see how Brody mounted her or helped her up and into the wet room. It wasn’t his concern. His job was done.
May
Brody pushed Valentino’s snout away again as he mounted his bitch on the bed. Valentino huffed a breath and sat down to wait his turn. He hated being second but at least his bitch’s pet didn’t knot and Valentino could get on her as soon as they were done. No one made his bitch squeal the way he could. He shook his head, making spittle land along Brody’s back. Impatient, Valentino put his nose back against Brody’s hole and licked a little to hurry him up.
June
His bitch was squealing but not because of Valentino. Their apartment was filled with several bitches, all with long hair, and several other males including two he knew quite well. They confused Valentino because he couldn’t work out which one was the bitch. In the end they had both been tied to Valentino at one point or another while they looked after Valentino one winter. He thought perhaps that the one with the more squeaky voice was the bitch but it was the smaller one who liked the knot more. It didn’t matter. Valentino was happy to knot anyone but his bitch was his favourite. Right now, though, everyone was jumping up and hugging his bitch saying how amazing the news was.
September
Brody kept pushing him away until his bitch could get settled, bracing herself against the couch before Valentino was allowed to jump up on her back. For the last few months, his bitch was wrapped heavily in clothing, with only her hole exposed when she bent over. It was annoying. Valentino liked to be able to bite at her skin and snort into her long hair. Still, at least he could get what he wanted and be able to tie with her again. Surprisingly she was still carrying her litter. Valentino didn’t understand why his bitch hadn’t given birth yet to his puppies.
November
Valentino was grumpy. He stomped around the apartment and dropped himself in the path of his bitch and her pet whenever he could. They spent all their free time in the other small room. It stank of chemicals and the color of the walls had changed three times by Valentino’s count. Right now it was pink. Valentino liked pink. When his bitch used to take him for their morning run, she would wear pink and Valentino couldn’t wait until she took off her pink clothing and let him mount her. He sighed and drooled on the floor. Maybe later he would steal the sticks they were arguing about and hide them under the couch. That way they wouldn’t be able to put the little bed together.
December
Valentino was going crazy. His bitch still hadn’t had his litter and she was so big she waddled around the apartment crying or shouting all the time. Apparently he was a bad dog for trying to mount her while she was coughing up her food. He felt like he was a bad dog all the time. He wasn’t allowed to push his bitch down any more. He hadn’t mounted her for at least a month. He almost mounted Brody instead but again, he was a bad dog.
He sighed as he stared at the burning sticks on the windowsill. His bitch told him that the squeaky man and his husband were coming to take Valentino to their house for a while. Valentino didn’t like the way she it...it sounded like he wasn’t going to come home for a very long time. He missed his bitch.
The front door opened and the squealing started again. The males were here to take him away. His bitch sat on the couch and called him over. “Goodbye, my love. You be a good dog for Kurt and Blaine, won’t you” she squeaked and then cried as she hugged Valentino. Of course he’ll be a good dog. He knows what to do to keep these males happy. Valentino sniffed in their direction as his leash was handed over. Maybe they can both be his new bitches? They both smelled like bitches today. He wondered how long it would take them to get to their house.
Brody patted him on the head and told him he was a good dog. He decided that he liked his bitch’s pet after all. “Ready to go to the hospital, Rach? Your appointment’s at three” Brody said as he rubbed his bitch’s giant belly.
“C’mon” the squeaky one said as Valentino’s leash was tugged. “Ku-urt, you’ll never move him like that” the small one that smelled like berries said. “Well, how else am I supposed to get him in the car, Blaine?” “Like this...c’mon boy. Good boooy. GOOD boy!” Blaine said as Valentino got up and wandered towards him only to sniff at his crotch and then at Kurt’s. Yes, they will both be his bitches by the end of today.
“We’ll see you later tonight, after your delivery. And then you’ll be a mommy! To twins! I can’t believe it Rach!” Kurt cried. “I love you, we’ll see you later” Blaine said as he hugged Rachel and then walked out of the apartment with Valentino and Kurt in tow.
Valentino sat in the car as it drove away from his bitch’s building. They had so many good times there. He sighed at looked at the males in the front of the car. He would make sure he mounted them both as much as he could. He could make up for lost time now that he had two bitches to please him.