Ahhh, how phrases get going....
So, I was chatting with a friend of mine last night and we started talking about sexuality and he stated that he had a "clumsy fumble" with a guy once. Hmmmm, a clumsy fumble? That struck me as way funny and now I am thinking of situations/conversations to cleverly insert that.....like "Jeff, I swear I was not making out with that guy. What you saw must have been a clumsy fumble". lol